WWAWD being a Boomer and proving every Reddit stereotype about you???

[iFapToJusticeGorak]

Millennials are softer than baby shit and a bunch of whiners. I defend baby boomers online when the circlejerks start. “DAE le boomers fucked us all over!?” It’s just a lazy expression of tribalism and out-group exclusion since it’s not socially acceptable to hate on any religion or race anymore.

But god DAMN if they don’t prove every stereotype correct with their narcissistic whiny entitled bullshit during weddings.

Brother is getting married in 2 weeks, and both fathers are already bitching and airing grievances to people.

Our father is throwing a huffy bitch fit because most of our cousins, who we haven’t talked to in over 10 years weren’t invited. None of those cousins give a FUCK.

Her father has a fucking 17-minute speech planned so I (Best Man) and the MoH both have to stay under 3 minutes.

Nice being MEN older than 65 and still pouting if you’re not catered to, stupids.

 

[iFapToJusticeGorak]

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[BoringFaggot]

Why would anyone want to get married in this day and age? It's retarded, no offense to your Brother...

 

[iFapToJusticeGorak]

Also I still don’t know what “WWAWD” stands for

 

[BoringFaggot]

Where We At With Da... I think...

 

[iFapToJusticeGorak]

Why would anyone want to get married in this day and age? It's retarded, no offense to your Brother...

His fiancee is pretty calm and rational and makes more money than him, so he’s not gonna be a victim.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

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Yeah edgy boomer dads love Fullmetal Alchemist.

 

[TaintofGeorge]

I'm pretty close to Cumias age, I could snap that cunt in half. The fucking prick wouldnt last a week up here. It's all loggers and farmers

 

[BrotherMan1488]

I'm pretty close to Cumias age, I could snap that cunt in half. The fucking prick wouldnt last a week up here. It's all loggers and farmers

What would happen if Nana started doing his lispy drunk voice at your local bar?

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

A 17 minute speech is not only insane but extremely rude and selfish to do at a wedding.

 

[Africa.com]

A 17 minute speech is not only insane but extremely rude and selfish to do at a wedding.

Tell that to the priest at any catholic wedding

 

[iBangedQuasi]

A 17 minute speech is not only insane but extremely rude and selfish to do at a wedding.

This. Way to make your daughter's best day of her life all about you, faggot

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Tell that to the priest at any catholic wedding

At least he’s the headliner and expected to run long.

This. Way to make your daughter's best day of her all about you, faggot

I would be so fucking pissed if I had to sit through that. Keep it fairly short, explain what they mean to you, tell a few heartwarming anecdotes, and don’t try to be too funny.

 

[iFapToJusticeGorak]

At least he’s the headliner and expected to run long.

I would be so fucking pissed if I had to sit through that. Keep it fairly short, explain what they mean to you, tell a few heartwarming anecdotes, and don’t try to be too funny.

I told my brother I will print out and distribute the fuckin appendix and footnotes for the speech if needed

 

[TaintofGeorge]

What would happen if Nana started doing his lispy drunk voice at your local bar?

It's near enough that he would probably leave in an ambulance, they don't fuck around up here

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I told my brother I will print out and distribute the fuckin appendix and footnotes for the speech if needed

I’m assuming your brother is bitch whipped into leaving it alone. Have you said something about it to anyone else?

 

[iFapToJusticeGorak]

I’m assuming your brother is bitch whipped into leaving it alone. Have you said something about it to anyone else?

I mean I really don’t care enough to start gossippy drama like a bitch lol I’m gonna

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

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I’d tell his wife that the speech is fucking rude and no one is going to enjoy it. That’s about as long as a feature set at a comedy show. Edit: nevermind, I’d probably just leave it alone and go outside for the thing.

 

[victor_sanchez]

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Is that the voice actor guy?

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Is that the voice actor guy?

Old Anthony and young Scott Shannon.