WWAWD Getting a Twitter Handle with Nana's name and paying for that sweet blue checkmark?

[UnPRePared]

Sure would hate for someone to use that for nefarious purposes, like pushing for racial equality and liberal talking agendas, as well coming out of the closet as a proud homosexual male in love with a sweet gal named Sue whom ravaged his colon like a hadron collider.

Could be a real problem.

Real FAWKIN problem, that setup.

 

[ShockJockRobot]

Creating a Anthony Cumia [parody] account. Paying $8 for a checkmark. And then serially Tweeting @satanssockpuppet's fan fiction.
That would be a perfectly valid thing to under Musk's new rules, right?

How much would it infuriate Nana if a Cumia parody account exists but he's still banished to Andy Espresso obscurity?

 

[1950'sSpaceProgram]

in theory, funny. In practice, spending a dime on anything Kumiya related is pretty fruity. I'm 50/50 on the idea, to he awnist witcha.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

They got rid of the pay checkmark and it’s back to just the “real” one. I think you needed photo id for the pay one too.

 

[UnPRePared]

They got rid of the pay checkmark and it’s back to just the “real” one. I think you needed photo id for the pay one too.

Who has the skills?

 

[Meownaw]

Who has the skills?

Just pay a burn victim for their ID and they won't be able to tell the difference.

 

[UnPRePared]

Just pay a burn victim for their ID and they won't be able to tell the difference.

Well, burn victim... Nana...














... Maybe kiss you.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

"DANDY ESPRESSO? What the FUCK!" squealed an enraged Andy Espresso. "@RELOCATINGBOSS? That's MY Twitter gimmick!" he lisped, his hung-over, cotton mouthed spittle spraying on the front of his NYPD inner shirt. "And how does this fake account ALREADY have more followers than I do?" he screeched. "This is SUCH BULLSHIT! I AM DONE! DONE! I AM DONE! I AM DONE! DONE!" he mincingly brayed.

Andy began furiously tweeting seconds later. "THIS IS THE REAL ANDY ESPRESSO! DANDY ESPRESSO IS AN IMPOSTOR! FUCKING ROT BUNG DUNG ANIMAL MUSK FUCKED TWITTER ALL UP!" he angrily tweeted. "I AM SO DONE WITH THIS PLATFORM! I AM JOINING GAB IMMEDIATELY BECAUSE IT'S WAY BETTER!".

His liver-spotted hands trembling with rage, Andy opened a beer. "I have had it with fucking Twitter! This time, I really am done! Never again! I am so DONE!" he whined. "Wait...what's this? Five killed in Chicago gang shooting? FUCKING NIGGERS! THEY'RE NOT PEOPLE!" he bellowed. "I HAVE to tweet about THIS!" he excitedly shrieked. And fourteen long hours later, Andy was still tweeting.

 

[Toast]

"DANDY ESPRESSO? What the FUCK!" squealed an enraged Andy Espresso. "@RELOCATINGBOSS? That's MY Twitter gimmick!" he lisped, his hung-over, cotton mouthed spittle spraying on the front of his NYPD inner shirt. "And how does this fake account ALREADY have more followers than I do?" he screeched. "This is SUCH BULLSHIT! I AM DONE! DONE! I AM DONE! I AM DONE! DONE!" he mincingly brayed.

Andy began furiously tweeting seconds later. "THIS IS THE REAL ANDY ESPRESSO! DANDY ESPRESSO IS AN IMPOSTOR! FUCKING ROT BUNG DUNG ANIMAL MUSK FUCKED TWITTER ALL UP!" he angrily tweeted. "I AM SO DONE WITH THIS PLATFORM! I AM JOINING GAB IMMEDIATELY BECAUSE IT'S WAY BETTER!".

His liver-spotted hands trembling with rage, Andy opened a beer. "I have had it with fucking Twitter! This time, I really am done! Never again! I am so DONE!" he whined. "Wait...what's this? Five killed in Chicago gang shooting? FUCKING NIGGERS! THEY'RE NOT PEOPLE!" he bellowed. "I HAVE to tweet about THIS!" he excitedly shrieked. And fourteen long hours later, Andy was still tweeting.

These are the highlight of my week. Thank you for your service.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Who has the skills?

You haven’t used Twitter in 3 years? What a loser. Where do you rant about black people?