WWAWD Halloween decorations?

[Brooke Shields]

My one neighbor of old fucks have a bunch of random nonsense in their yard.
One of the items must be some fucking jazz skeleton that's constantly playing a version of St. James Infirmary from 6 til whenever they turn it off at night.

My yard is kinda retarded so I have to walk my dog outside on a leash to shit or piss. I'm the only one hearing this bastardization of the song being played for hours at a time. These deaf faggots are polluting my airwaves with this for the entire month. I may have to do something about it

 

[RedHeadpw2]

You kind of have to explain this 'retarded' yard situation now.

 

[TheGhostOfBernellTrammell]

There's a guy who lives here who is directly across the road from the cemetery and last year he had four giant skeletons, ten feet tall at least, out in his yard facing the cemetery for all of October. I can't imagine lowering my grandmother into the ground only to look up to see all those skeletons looking over at me. He doesn't have them up yet this year, I hope he puts them up.

 

[Brooke Shields]

You kind of have to explain this 'retarded' yard situation now.

It's a duplex LOOK IT UP, so the bottom has straight access to the yard and can tie their dogs off on a little leash.
I have to walk up the sidewalk, busy-ish main road, to the designated shitting area. Purple is the dumb decorations always on.

and my dog's retarded too. If he gets distracted at all he'll abruptly end his piss - not be able to shit, and then want to be let outside 10 minutes later.
It's a fucked scenario. I'm fixing up another house and it's gonna be so nice just throwing him outside to fuck off instead of this mickey mouse bullshit

 

[RedHeadpw2]

It's a duplex LOOK IT UP, so the bottom has straight access to the yard and can tie their dogs off on a little leash.
I have to walk up the sidewalk, busy-ish main road, to the designated shitting area. Purple is the dumb decorations always on.
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and my dog's retarded too. If he gets distracted at all he'll abruptly end his piss - not be able to shit, and then want to be let outside 10 minutes later.
It's a fucked scenario. I'm fixing up another house and it's gonna be so nice just throwing him outside to fuck off instead of this mickey mouse bullshit

Ooh, a diagram! You've spoiled me, sir... I mean ma'am. That goofy dog will be in paradise with the new setup!

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

You know what I'd do? Waterboy scream-run over there and give that fucking jazz skeleton (that's what I call Ethiopians by the way) like five suplexes in a row and then stand there huffing and puffing with my fists clenched until someone comes to the window and sees me, then I'd point at them for 30 or 40 seconds while still huffing and puffing and then I'd go home.

My dog is very old and he also gets distracted and won't shit/piss. He'll have his spot picked out, leg cocked and if he hears a car or anything he'll stop and won't get back to it. It's fucking annoying.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Referring to Ethiopians as "jazz skeletons" is probably the funniest thing I've ever said.

 

[goo gobbler]

i do it just a lil bit, but the goo man is more of a christmas guy when it comes to the yard displays

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

Love Halloween. I’ve mentioned it on here before but every year on Halloween(not the whole month) I play Ghost to Ghost recordings from the 90s on a pa speaker for the neighborhood. That first lockdown Halloween was popping in our neighborhood and it was a full moon so I had our telescope in the driveway for kids to check out the moon. PFG Halloween