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The plants are all fucked-up and rootbound. Good place to steal succulent leaves though, the morlocks who work there don't bother watering anything so they sure as hell don't care if you're tearing off leaves
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We've got the opposite problem here; they overwater everything. The discounted succulents I got were waterlogged and moldy. I'm trying to save the last survivor but it doesn't look like it'll make it.
From what I understand, nurseries () provide big box stores with plants, and whatever doesn't sell or dies is just inventoried and thrown out by the nursery and the store is given a credit. So outside of someone working there personally giving a shit, there's no real reason to knock yourself out doing that jobBeing the guy that mans the garden section must be easy, I never see them doing jack shit.
Also restaurants with nice outdoor areas. There's a Mexican spot two towns over that has a massive succulent garden, food is so-so but worth the trip for the pocketful of starters I always leave with.Good place to steal succulent leaves though
Enjoy prisonAlso restaurants with nice outdoor areas. There's a Mexican spot two towns over that has a massive succulent garden, food is so-so but worth the trip for the pocketful of starters I always leave with.
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