YEARLY REMINDER: Dave Landau couldn't keep a marriage with his FAT wife because he couldn't stop spooning Anthony for shekels and warm piss swill

[UnPRePared]

Nice keeping a marriage going while bunking with a degenerate berber paederast, stupid.

And I hope she lost the weight and fucked all your friends. All two of them.

Events from August 21 – July 19 › Dave Appearances › – Dave Landau

davelandau.com

By the way, be sure to see the "Internationally Touring Comedian" in all the hip towns like Poughkeepsie, and Tulsa, Oklahoma! How else is he going to pay for the medical cocktails to keep the AIDS Anthony gave him at bay?

 

[CorradoSoprano4]

Imagine being this foolish to say these things about a guy who's mind goes to places that angels would fear to tread.

 

[UnPRePared]

Imagine being this foolish to say these things about a guy who's mind goes to places that angels would fear to tread.

I will never forget the night after a show, we're having a bit of an after party, and I sit with my drink for a moment to unwind, and pop this place open.

The first thing I see is a thread, either started by or "invaded" by Landau himself, throwing a bitch fit over everyone making fun of his portly spouse (who, in her defence, I'm sure is a lovely soul, albeit poor choices in men).

You lads were ruthless, and I'm sipping my Scotch, loving every minute of it. But then... Dave decides to go on a rant about how he'll reign hell if you all keep teasing her. An empty threat if there ever was. And one of you motherfuckers, I can't remember whom but you're my hero for this, responds with, I quote:


FAT FUCKING PIG OF A WIFE


I was laughing like such an idiot, I had to rush outside and regain myself. To this day, I still chuckle when I think about it.

 

[Single Action Army]

Reminder: his wikipedia page got deleted because he's completely irrelevant

 

[Sue Lightning]

Remember when it came out he couldn’t read. They had to phonetically spell De-cem-ber for him. Jim Norton brought this up and goes “What is he a fucking idiot? He’s dyslexic? Ok the mans a boob got it” while Anthony chuckled and nervously giggled and made excuses “HEHEHEHE I DONNT KNOW HE UHHHH HE UHHH HEHEHEHE HEE UHHH HAS TROUBLE WITH THE WORDS OR SOMETHING HEHEHEHE” what happened to that lightening quick wit? Cant even lightly jab your cohost for being an illiterate retard?

 

[Racist Google Intern]

I really missed out on the Landau stuff, I was busy with some things *sniff*

 

[UnPRePared]

I really missed out on the Landau stuff, I was busy with some things *sniff*

It's why I wish I screenshotted the whole thing.

It was over a year later that farm got nuked, and all was lost.

 

[Andy Elliott]

That wasn't Dave that came here, it was Geno Bisconte. Even Aaron Berg was bragging, "By the way we have all that guy's personal information..."

Dummy googled a VoIP phone number in Pat's area and picked a beautiful young family to talk shit to, all because they believe this person called Dave's wife fat on a show nobody watches. Tommy Pope seemed to enjoy it though so he's alright.

Are you also saying he got divorced? That's awesome, hilarious

 

[UnPRePared]

That wasn't Dave that came here, it was Geno Bisconte. Even Aaron Berg was bragging, "By the way we have all that guy's personal information..."

Dummy googled a VoIP phone number in Pat's area and picked a beautiful young family to talk shit to, all because they believe this person called Dave's wife fat on a show nobody watches. Tommy Pope seemed to enjoy it though so he's alright.

Are you also saying he got divorced? That's awesome, hilarious

Jesus, that's even worse. Stupid Geno? And you guys still piled on Landau's land whale? That's fucking great.

I'm positive I read somewhere they divorced, but now I can't find the fucking info. He's been a guarded motherfucker since TACS, and especially his breakup with Crowder.

Also - fucker made a movie.



I'm sure it's up there with "Can't Stop The Music".

 

[Mr. Faggotry]

Landoo was successfully married throughout his entire compound media tenure. During Covid he was flying between NYC and Detroit weekly while renting a shit box apartment in Harlem, eventually just moving in with Cumia probably sleeping at the foot of his bed like Danny used to.

 

[UnPRePared]

Landoo was successfully married throughout his entire compound media tenure. During Covid he was flying between NYC and Detroit weekly while renting a shit box apartment in Harlem, eventually just moving in with Cumia probably sleeping at the foot of his bed like Danny used to.

I'm pretty sure it was Kevin Brennan that started the whole fat shaming.

 

[Professor Rape]

I will never forget the night after a show, we're having a bit of an after party, and I sit with my drink for a moment to unwind, and pop this place open.

Lol

There was no need to mention this

 

[Professor Rape]

Remember when it came out he couldn’t read. They had to phonetically spell De-cem-ber for him. Jim Norton brought this up and goes “What is he a fucking idiot? He’s dyslexic? Ok the mans a boob got it” while Anthony chuckled and nervously giggled and made excuses “HEHEHEHE I DONNT KNOW HE UHHHH HE UHHH HEHEHEHE HEE UHHH HAS TROUBLE WITH THE WORDS OR SOMETHING HEHEHEHE” what happened to that lightening quick wit? Cant even lightly jab your cohost for being an illiterate retard?

Dave is 5'0", cant read, a goy, unfunny, no personality and still "made it".

If you retort that crowder, anthony cumia show, etc isnt making it, then you miss the point.

If your stats are better than dave's, you could make it further than him.

 

[UnPRePared]

Lol

There was no need to mention this

It's called TELLING A FAWKIN STORY!

I ran out of the room like an asshole, I'm painting a picture.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Dave is 5'0", cant read, a goy, unfunny, no personality and still "made it".

If you retort that crowder, anthony cumia show, etc isnt making it, then you miss the point.

If your stats are better than dave's, you could make it further than him.

Lol that's news to me hahahahhahaha

 

[Andy Elliott]

 

[Finger Trigger Attachment]

My "stop spending so much time online" strategy must be working because I've completely forgotten who Dave Landau is.

 

[UnPRePared]

My "stop spending so much time online" strategy must be working because I've completely forgotten who Dave Landau is.

So have comedy clubs.

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

Landau Caloriessian






Coz she fat

 

[Gimli Son Of Gloin]

That wasn't Dave that came here, it was Geno Bisconte. Even Aaron Berg was bragging, "By the way we have all that guy's personal information..."

Dummy googled a VoIP phone number in Pat's area and picked a beautiful young family to talk shit to, all because they believe this person called Dave's wife fat on a show nobody watches. Tommy Pope seemed to enjoy it though so he's alright.

Are you also saying he got divorced? That's awesome, hilarious

Dave definitely came here to defend his wife.

Geno did the same when he and his wife were throwing garbage