You ever give people horrible advice so they leave you alone?

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

My buddy is being kind of moody because he asked out some bitch at work and she said she wasn’t looking for a boyfriend. I told him that it would be unprofessional to change the way he spoke to her or he could just throw eggs at her and yell, “whore!” One is awful advice and the other is the second suggestion.

 

[aRTie02150]

Your buddy is an idiot for even attempting to date someone who he works with.

You can tell him I said that, so you don't look like the bad guy.

 

[SpaceEdge]

Your buddy is an idiot for even attempting to date someone who he works with.

You can tell him I said that, so you don't look like the bad guy.

Unless you don't give a fuck about the job it's stupid as fuck, even if it works out it's probably going to be an issue. You think lonely Yolanda in accounts receivable isn't going to take notice?

Tell him he would be safer as a homosexual and that artie said he could have a room key

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Your buddy is an idiot for even attempting to date someone who he works with.

You can tell him I said that, so you don't look like the bad guy.

Best case scenario you fuck them. Worst case scenario you fuck them.

 

[AssholeHead]

I accidentally became important at work so now I pretend I don’t understand anything or advice so no one asks me questions anymore and leaves me alone.