You must be out of your fucking mind if you think you're getting a tip for drip coffee

[Dummy Gaynuts]

There is something so off-putting about someone who works at a coffee shop

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

You want your drip from the tip.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

One time I picked up a pizza from Pizza Hut, the lady in front of me was paying and she was reading everything on the interac screen out loud. When it got to the tip she was like "TIP?! HA!" and then fumbled around with it for a second and then asked the little brown cashier "HOW. DO. I. CHOOSE. NO TIP?" like he didn't speak English lol.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

It's infuriating that the 'expected tip' went from 10-15% to 20%+. I still tip 10-15 but people have told me 'well, the cost of everything went up'.

IT'S A FUCKING PERCENTAGE!

I never tip non whites more than 10 and if it's a pajeet they're getting zero.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

It's infuriating that the 'expected tip' went from 10-15% to 20%+. I still tip 10-15 but people have told me 'well, the cost of everything went up'.

IT'S A FUCKING PERCENTAGE!

I never tip non whites more than 10 and if it's a pajeet they're getting zero.

I saw a young kid tip an adult gas station cashier $7 because the guy had a little banter with him and his chick. The guy didn't pump his gas or anything, he was literally just a cashier. I think the kid was trying to impress his girlfriend or something, because why the hell would you do that? When I got to the cash, I purposely made the guy uncomfortable. I just coldly stared at him until all the upbeat pleasantness was gone from his voice and he wouldn’t look me in the eye. You're not getting a tip out of me, mustache guy. You're lucky I don't demand your $7 tip and punch you in the throat for making me stand here like a jerkoff while you chat up a pair of 16 year olds you fucking over the top fake-pleasant queer.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I saw a young kid tip an adult gas station cashier $7 because the guy had a little banter with him and his chick. The guy didn't pump his gas or anything, he was literally just a cashier. I think the kid was trying to impress his girlfriend or something, because why the hell would you do that? When I got to the cash, I purposely made the guy uncomfortable. I just coldly stared at him until all the upbeat pleasantness was gone from his voice and he wouldn’t look me in the eye. You're not getting a tip out of me, mustache guy. You're lucky I don't demand your $7 tip and punch you in the throat for making me stand here like a jerkoff while you chat up a pair of 16 year olds you fucking over the top fake-pleasant queer.

Abe is a real fawkin problem. I was annoyed with you until I realized that I had the ages backwards. Cashier was a douchebag for not refusing the money.

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

I tip everyone, but I have been for years. I usually start out right away with a $5 handshake like a real greaseball ginzo and let them know I'm not done. It shouldn't be surprising, but if you toss a little cash around and make it a point to address people by the name on their shirt, most of them treat you like a prince. The appliance guys who delivered my washer and dryer got this treatment right of the bat and ended up tossing me a couple of hoses the faggot sales guy didn't tell my wife she needed and hooked everything up for me even though I didn't pay for it (but I guess I kinda did with the tip).

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

I tip everyone, but I have been for years. I usually start out right away with a $5 handshake like a real greaseball ginzo and let them know I'm not done. It shouldn't be surprising, but if you toss a little cash around and make it a point to address people by the name on their shirt, most of them treat you like a prince. The appliance guys who delivered my washer and dryer got this treatment right of the bat and ended up tossing me a couple of hoses the faggot sales guy didn't tell my wife she needed and hooked everything up for me even though I didn't pay for it (but I guess I kinda did with the tip).

Listen man i am not arguing against tipping, i am saying i am not tipping someone for regular coffee. A latte, yes, espresso, yes, anything where they use the espresso machine and make a fun little leaf design in the steam. That leaf design will get ya a tip, because i see it and i say "oh look a little leaf design!". Regular coffee, no tip. The coffee shop person (a woman, let's face it), barely leaves the register for that.

 

[Voscabulary]

Listen man i am not arguing against tipping, i am saying i am not tipping someone for regular coffee. A latte, yes, espresso, yes, anything where they use the espresso machine and make a fun little leaf design in the steam. That leaf design will get ya a tip, because i see it and i say "oh look a little leaf design!". Regular coffee, no tip. The coffee shop person (a woman, let's face it), barely leaves the register for that.

tipping someone for doing their bloody job is just absurd to me. my boss doesn't slide a fiver in my shirt pocket just for showing up 10 minutes early

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

my boss doesn't slide a fiver in my shirt pocket just for showing up 10 minutes early

Sounds like a pretty lousy boss!

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Listen man i am not arguing against tipping, i am saying i am not tipping someone for regular coffee. A latte, yes, espresso, yes, anything where they use the espresso machine and make a fun little leaf design in the steam. That leaf design will get ya a tip, because i see it and i say "oh look a little leaf design!". Regular coffee, no tip. The coffee shop person (a woman, let's face it), barely leaves the register for that.

I won't tip until I get a swastika in my coffee.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

I won't tip until I get a swastika in my coffee.

They wouldn't even let you in a coffee shop. You're too much a public masturbator.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

They wouldn't even let you in a coffee shop. You're too much a public masturbator.

I like some cream in my coffee.

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

Listen man i am not arguing against tipping, i am saying i am not tipping someone for regular coffee. A latte, yes, espresso, yes, anything where they use the espresso machine and make a fun little leaf design in the steam. That leaf design will get ya a tip, because i see it and i say "oh look a little leaf design!". Regular coffee, no tip. The coffee shop person (a woman, let's face it), barely leaves the register for that.

I still toss a buck in their jar. So what if I spend an extra sawbuck over the course of two weeks at the coffee place down the road? It's worth it when the girl gets my coffee ready as soon as she sees me walk in. Plus feeling like a local celeb to all the service people around my town really tickles my ego. I run into these people all the time, even when they're not behind the counter and most of them go out of their way to say hello. I don't want them calling me a jewbag behind my back.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

I still toss a buck in their jar. So what if I spend an extra sawbuck over the course of two weeks at the coffee place down the road? It's worth it when the girl gets my coffee ready as soon as she sees me walk in. Plus feeling like a local celeb to all the service people around my town really tickles my ego. I run into these people all the time, even when they're not behind the counter and most of them go out of their way to say hello. I don't want them calling me a jewbag behind my back.

Oh well hell you sound like you like people a lot more than me

 

[PogromStallone]

I don't live in a third world country so we have our employers pay their employees instead.
What's the best place for the Americans on here to tip me for writing this post? Paypal?

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

I don't live in a third world country so we have our employers pay their employees instead.
What's the best place for the Americans on here to tip me for writing this post? Paypal?

Here's a tip: stop watching hazbin hotel

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Here's a tip: stop watching hazbin hotel

Yeah stop watching shitty cartoons.

 

[Pussymagnetpat]

tipping someone for doing their bloody job is just absurd to me. my boss doesn't slide a fiver in my shirt pocket just for showing up 10 minutes early

Ok mr.pink. Real tough guy ova here
people dont tip because they deserve it, you tip to feel better than those who can’t afford to tip and don’t receive the special celeb treatment that comes with it.
Example a:

I don't live in a third world country so we have our employers pay their employees instead.
What's the best place for the Americans on here to tip me for writing this post? Paypal? im just coping for being flat broke tbh

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

Oh well hell you sound like you like people a lot more than me

Yeah, people amuse me. I read "How to Influence People" when I was younger and still put that to practice constantly. It's kinda the same satisfaction you'd get out of training a dog - to know that you can manipulate people into really liking you. That probably sounds horrible, but it's fascinating to me.