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You're OBSESSED!

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Both of them are multi-millionaires who dumped their mothers in a nursing home. Opie admitted he hasn't known in years if his mom is dead or not.

Why do he and Nana both say "you're obsessed with me" or "do you just LIVE on Reddit" when we stomp their guts in with the truth?

Always bitching about how mommy was mentally ill. Guess what, Gregg? That shit is usually hereditary.

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He's just been rubbing me the wrong way lately so I've decided to make fucking with him a little project of mine.

You aren't on the show anymore Opie. No reason to be insecure about being the most unfunny motherfucker in the room. Where we at wit the crippling insecurities?

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I don't think we're in any position to judge them for not being over it. There are plenty of other things, but we're in a glass house. When you don't spend time on a forum that's still dissecting decade-old audio then maybe you'll have a point.

PS. Your comments aren't so great that you need to screenshot them and post them here.
 
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I don't think we're in any position to judge them for not being over it. There are plenty of other things, but we're in a glass house. When you don't spend time on a forum that's still dissecting decade-old audio then maybe you'll have a point.

PS. Your comments aren't so great that you need to screenshot them and post them here.
For not being over what? Being bald? Abandoning their moms? What the fuck are you talking about?

And I barely even talk about them my pursuits on this forum go beyond them (mainly trolling a fat retard but that's another story for another day)

Sooooo.... Yea. You just keep on being you kiddo.
 

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I was never all in on the fake Opie praise bit. Does turning on Ant after many years of hating Opie suddenly mean we have to take turns polishing Opies knob? I never understood why that was the case. Can’t we hate both of them? Ant was at least funny sometimes, there’s nothing endearing at all about Opie. Faggot couldn’t even deliver a funny line properly that was hand delivered to him on a satin pillow via instant feedback.
 
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I was never all in on the fake Opie praise bit. Does turning on Ant after many years of hating Opie suddenly mean we have to take turns polishing Opies knob? I never understood why that was the case. Can’t we hate both of them? Ant was at least funny sometimes, there’s nothing endearing at all about Opie. Faggot couldn’t even deliver a funny line properly that was hand delivered to him on a satin pillow via instant feedback.
I think it's because he's personally the least hateable. I mean he's an insecure, mentally ill millionaire cheapskate with an ego but at least he's not raping girls or fucking underage ones.
 
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No one has the slightest idea what Opie's personal life is like. Ant and Jim threw all of their depravity out onto the airwaves. Opie just made up shit for 20 years and revealed next to nothing about himself
All summer last year I was cheerleading him on his streams so idk, maybe the hype would open him up and make him funnier...but no, he is LEGITIMATELY stupid and guarded. His engagements on the streams were STUPID. He is a coward and incapable of riffing. Mushmouth is better if that is even possible. He trusts his carefully vetted, boring sycophants from Facebook, but if you try engaging with him like a Pest, he will ignore you. He never deserved to be so well known.

I really understand Wormkiller's contempt.
 
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All summer last year I was cheerleading him on his streams so idk, maybe the hype would open him up and make him funnier...but no, he is LEGITIMATELY stupid and guarded. His engagements on the streams were STUPID. He is a coward and incapable of riffing. Mushmouth is better if that is even possible. He trusts his carefully vetted, boring sycophants from Facebook, but if you try engaging with him like a Pest, he will ignore you. He never deserved to be so well known.

I really understand Wormkiller's contempt.
I mean Jesus dude you were there watching me stroke that idiots ego for over a year. And then I said one thing he didn't like he just turned on me. I mean fuck Ant and Fagboy for being unprofessional to him at work, but Jesus if that was what it was like to work with him no wonder they acted like mean girls.
 

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The only thing we know for sure is Opie is a cheap jerk, evidenced by his own admission and the fact everyone from the show abandoned him. Though he never really deserved his fame or money his biggest crime was tanking the flow of the show. As for Anthony and Jim their biggest crimes are actual crimes and I personally feel obscurity isnt enough of a punishment for them.
 
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I mean Jesus dude you were there watching me stroke that idiots ego for over a year. And then I said one thing he didn't like he just turned on me. I mean fuck Ant and Fagboy for being unprofessional to him at work, but Jesus if that was what it was like to work with him no wonder they acted like mean girls.
Yep I was on the feed with you. You were nice to him forever and then one little jab and gone lol. Even with fake therapy for years he is still a sensitive buxom blonde.
 
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Yep I was on the feed with you. You were nice to him forever and then one little jab and gone lol. Even with fake therapy for years he is still a sensitive buxom blonde.
I mean he muted me just for the day but after that I was like you know what fuck you Opie. And all I did was give him a hard time about how he lived in a Trump apartment which are multi-million dollar apartments and he was complaining about Christmas bonuses for the help. These are people that come to your house at 2:15 in the morning and unclog your shitty toilet. If you don't want to tip the staff don't live in New York City because it is customary there.
 
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I was never all in on the fake Opie praise bit. Does turning on Ant after many years of hating Opie suddenly mean we have to take turns polishing Opies knob? I never understood why that was the case. Can’t we hate both of them? Ant was at least funny sometimes, there’s nothing endearing at all about Opie. Faggot couldn’t even deliver a funny line properly that was hand delivered to him on a satin pillow via instant feedback.
When you think about it, it was probably the most successful bit in the history of the sub, but before that, Opie was totally despised. It somehow became non-ironic after a while, which was weird, as he still sucks as much as he did before. I used to LOVE those old "Opie ruins the bit" posts, mainly because there were so many examples.
 
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