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Am I the only one who doesnt listen to old OnA stuff anymore?

CarolMaxheinie

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Same...but I think I've exhausted every OnA video of any loosh. I try finding some obscure Bobo or Lady Di one that I haven't seen but it doesn't titillate the same as it used to for me. Lucky you.
Shit, same here. I can do the Gallagher vs Patrice audio from time to time if I tune out Nana. Bits and pieces of Lady Di still make me chuckle. For the large part I can’t stomach any of it anymore.
 

AwfulManTitTankTop

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I go back to Patrice episodes the most often, and the Colin vs Norton/Patrice compilations. An underrated episode is the one where Dice comes in for Jimmy's birthday and wigs out because the stripper they got to give Jimmy his cake won't take her top off and has her hair in a bun. It also opens with Dice brutalizing Bonnie McFarlane for 10 minutes. Nana also loses the bit and gets genuinely angry at the stripper towards the end. It's really fucking funny:

 

Mr. Faggotry

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I usually listen for a month or two each year then grow to hate every sniff and burp all over again. There are actual lines said that make me so uncomfortable I turn down the audio to not experience them. One of those is The Virus bit and Opie says "one lousy punchline" in a deep voice, I'm not sure if he's trying to imitate Larry King but I anticipate it and mute it everytime.
Great Greggshells moment during The Virus vs Optimus Prime Rib bit. Joe, Patrice and Anthony start talking about computer operating systems and Opie gets all pissed off that they’re dismissing his dumb bit. HOLDONHOLDONHOLDONHOLDON
 

Snake

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I used to listen regular several years ago, when the sub was still around but it's been quite some time since then that I sought it out. Typically it would be niche shows or bits, Lady Di internship, Piscopo, and Ant's divorce stories. Which in hindsight is completely tainted because we all know Jen discovered he was a queer before anyone else, which is why he didn't talk about their "sex" life in court.
 

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It's so weird, but being SO aware of where they are now...when I listen to old clips, it just feels like listening to different people now. I cant associate them with the mirth and even the background noise they used to provide me. It's so weird. So much changed in just a year...It really ONLY feels dated now.

I used to be able to compartmentalize my scandalous knowledge about them, and the old show, enough to enjoy some old stuff...but I can't anymore.

Not just them too...Re-listening to Patrice and he's now just a misogynistic, unfunny loud nigger...wtf, nor was his insight really profound.

The comments on the videos make me really feel disassociated from da show.
Dude, it's gotten so bad I'm relistening to Stern from 1992 and onwards. "6:35, JFK, WYSP. What's in the news, Robin?"
 

alkiefuck2

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I go back to Patrice episodes the most often, and the Colin vs Norton/Patrice compilations. An underrated episode is the one where Dice comes in for Jimmy's birthday and wigs out because the stripper they got to give Jimmy his cake won't take her top off and has her hair in a bun. It also opens with Dice brutalizing Bonnie McFarlane for 10 minutes. Nana also loses the bit and gets genuinely angry at the stripper towards the end. It's really fucking funny:


 

DieNortonDie

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You gotta skip the bullshit like the pornstar interviews, generally. The instances with Patrice and some nude models/pornstars like Taya Parker and Taylor Vixen are pretty good, because he's the only guy to express his disgust at how useless these bitches are. Intern David was there for the Taya segment I think.

But, really, you're saying the playlist isn't as good as you remember... but it's gargantuan. There's so much good shit in there even if it's not constant. It wasn't entertaining at the time, but the very idea that he fell asleep during the Chris Cornell interview is hilarious. There's also the time he was there for the MC Hammer interview, and he was vital for it because he knew everything about the guy and got a better interview out of him.

I've said it before, but you could pretty much put 2008-2011 on a loop and there's a lot of great shit in there.

The height of the show, in one singular moment, was Colin calling Anthony a back alley Tunisian knife fighter. It was such a throwaway line and it's not only a classic, but ridiculously accurate.

oh I absolutely agree that, at its best, the Patrice playlist is a hard number 1. The Jimmy on Lucky Louie era was amazing because Patrice and Burr were in all the time. That’s when a lot of their best moments happened. The James brown vs. Saddam Hussein funeral debate was amazing. Later on it’s just a lot of the same conversations over and over. The polyamory, the veganism, the sex talk, it all got repetitive. Honestly the race conversations between Anthony and Patrice are great. It’s very clear how shitty Anthony’s race rants got after Patrice’s death and obama’s reelection. During the first 4 Obama years they were somewhat entertaining, but the sanity was clearly slipping.
 

NortheastPhilly

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Jim really is a fucking shitbag. Dude basically never was at work and got his friends to fill in for free

also the Patrice playlist isn’t as good as I remember. Too many pornstar interviews, too many shitty guests, too many bad bit ideas, and an annoying obsession with Patrice’s sex life and dietary habits. Patrice was also bad at explaining things to people, and he admitted that. There’s also a lot of instances where he never gets called out for saying dumb shit. But when he and Anthony get rolling, it’s really good.
The Patrice playlist doesn’t really get good until like #40, just skip to around there
 

Mick_Mickerson

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I still listen all the time, but you've got to be selective with the clips. So much of the show was just them staring at the clock trying to get to 10 a.m. and filling it up with reading random dated news articles, etc. but when it's good, it's still my favorite bullshit to listen on YouTube.

It also captures that era pretty well right before everything took a hard woke turn and has a nostalgic factor to it SNIFFFFFFFFF
 
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I still listen all the time, but you've got to be selective with the clips. So much of the show was just them staring at the clock trying to get to 10 a.m. and filling it up with reading random dated news articles, etc. but when it's good, it's still my favorite bullshit to listen on YouTube.

It also captures that era pretty well right before everything took a hard woke turn and has a nostalgic factor to it SNIFFFFFFFFF

I like going back to their 9/11 taping...Stern too, fuckin chicken hawk zionist.

Opie's political awareness is of a child's. Very embarrassing for an adult to be so disengaged from knowledge.
 
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