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Lol of course he did. He's a pussy.
My stepmom was telling me about something that happened to my dad a couple weeks ago. They were driving to a pharmacy in my dad's '62 GMC. He's never out to drive the thing fast. He's usually doing exactly the speed limit or under it because his right foot is fucked up and he doesn't have a lot of feeling in it.
Some dickhead in a BMW soccer mom crossover flew up on their ass, started gesturing and screaming shit at him about driving so slow. I guess the guy had only been behind them for like a quarter mile but he was losing his shit. Then they both pulled into the same pharmacy.
The guy started charging over to the truck like he was going to fight my dad until he hobbled out of the truck with his cane (which he uses because his cerebellum is fucked from being punched in the head a million times). The guy was like "Oh. You're old. Never mind then." And my dad was like "No, you wanted it. I've got at least one more in me and I'll wrap this cane around your fucking head if I need to, cocksucker." And they actually had a little shoving match in front of a bunch of people in the parking lot.
My stepmom got him chilled out and they went inside. BMW guy just left because people were giving him shit about calling on an old guy and laughing at him because the old guy wasn't scared.
When I asked my dad about it and told him he can't really be doing that shit anymore he was just like "I'm not gonna let anybody make me look like a pussy. You know that." Dude's the anti-nana. Instead of starting shit and bitching out when he's called out, my old man doesn't start shit and doesn't bitch out when a dude who could kick his ass at this point tries to fuck with him.
Jesus. Write more, faggot.
My stepmom was telling me about something that happened to my dad a couple weeks ago. They were driving to a pharmacy in my dad's '62 GMC. He's never out to drive the thing fast. He's usually doing exactly the speed limit or under it because his right foot is fucked up and he doesn't have a lot of feeling in it.
Some dickhead in a BMW soccer mom crossover flew up on their ass, started gesturing and screaming shit at him about driving so slow. I guess the guy had only been behind them for like a quarter mile but he was losing his shit. Then they both pulled into the same pharmacy.
The guy started charging over to the truck like he was going to fight my dad until he hobbled out of the truck with his cane (which he uses because his cerebellum is fucked from being punched in the head a million times). The guy was like "Oh. You're old. Never mind then." And my dad was like "No, you wanted it. I've got at least one more in me and I'll wrap this cane around your fucking head if I need to, cocksucker." And they actually had a little shoving match in front of a bunch of people in the parking lot.
My stepmom got him chilled out and they went inside. BMW guy just left because people were giving him shit about calling on an old guy and laughing at him because the old guy wasn't scared.
When I asked my dad about it and told him he can't really be doing that shit anymore he was just like "I'm not gonna let anybody make me look like a pussy. You know that." Dude's the anti-nana. Instead of starting shit and bitching out when he's called out, my old man doesn't start shit and doesn't bitch out when a dude who could kick his ass at this point tries to fuck with him.
Jesus. Write more, faggot.