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I was raped as a boy.
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I was raped as a boy.
VOD?I already called last week
Why would you say thisI raped a boy.
He was crying when he wrote those
I was raped as a boy.
You guys are weirdVOD?
I can’t explain how this moment perfectly defines Cumia. His own wet brained racism and lack of restraint puts him in a scenario where he’s taking pictures of prostitutes at 3am. Because he lives in Twitterworld and is entitled he expects nothing to happen. Shockingly, this bitch is not ok with being photographed to be mocked. Like the non confrontational pussy he is he just stands there and gets beat on while his stomach twists. Then he retreats home and into twitterworld where he can be a big bad tough guy, call her a nigger, say he would have shot her, and then invents a lie about 5 black guys to not look like a giant pussy. And somehow he turns the story into one of self restraint because, yeah sure, I showed no restraint in taking pictures of black hookers to mock them, but I did show restraint in doing the bare minimum of not shooting her dead!
And then when he faces consequences for all of these actions he shirks responsibility, adds a notch to his victim complex, blames everyone who didn’t cut their feet off to save his pathetic ungrateful ass, and then completely doubles down on all previously listed behaviors.
Raped guys always say weird shitWhy would you say this
Seriously put yourself in Anthonys shoes, lack of self awareness and all. You have a million dollars job with an audience who listens to what you say, it’s pretty steady, you can be as racist as you want, and you used to be a fucking tin knocker.He was crying when he wrote those
Yknow, when you put it like that, it’s even funnier.Seriously put yourself in Anthonys shoes, lack of self awareness and all. You have a million dollars job with an audience who listens to what you say, it’s pretty steady, you can be as racist as you want, and you used to be a fucking tin knocker.
You’re strolling around in times square doing…something…and you see an ugly negress. You snap a sneaky picture to tweet to your adoring fans and next thing you know this chimptress is knocking you upside the head with her purse. You try to reason with her but she just keeps hitting, and you know you can’t hit her back let alone shoot her.
What the fuck. You go home and you’re pissed off. You were just fucking attacked. Sure you took that picture of her but that doesn’t justify attacking you. You down a couple beers to kill the pain and shout NIGGGEEERRR at your wall. You’re just fucking stewing in your anger and brooooding for the next 3 hours. No show cuz you’re on vacation so in your drunken haze you think FUCK IT and go to Twitter. NO BOSSES, NO MANAGEMENT…pure unadulterated RAGE. That fucking coon monkey animal fuck is lucky i didn’t shoot her nigger ass. YOU KNOW WHAT WE NEED TO DO WITH THEM!
And then you wake up. You are the #1 trending topic on Twitter. You are on every news site. Not only are they reporting on what you tweeted, of which you can’t even remember, but that you were FIRED. You check your phone calls and there are none. You check your email and its a cold HR response. You call Opie and he goes “Yeaaaa man I tried everything good luck tho sniff”. You call Jimmy and he goes “Yeaaaa man thats ridiculous and uhhh no i can’t join your Compound show actually we’ll see man maybe”. You get a few of your loyal friends publicly sticking up for you but some don’t and you know theres only gonna be more. You are now both unemployed and unemployable.
In a single night of tweeting you lose your friends, your business partners, your million dollar job….all just gone. And as we later saw then his house and heart went.
I wasn’t there to see it. But I hear Anthony Cumia started sobbing like a little girl when they took him away..
Never gets old. Thank you!
It would be real funny if Nana started getting a deluge of calls just fawkin with him like the hacker known as 4chan did to Tom Green back in 06I've been saying this for a while. You don't even need a subscription. Just call 8779626846 anytime between 4:15-6 EST and give some bullshit to Garrett so you can fuck with Nana. There's been no excuse for years! I only called hoping other people would join in.
All he had to do was keep his mouth shut.Seriously put yourself in Anthonys shoes, lack of self awareness and all. You have a million dollars job with an audience who listens to what you say, it’s pretty steady, you can be as racist as you want, and you used to be a fucking tin knocker.
You’re strolling around in times square doing…something…and you see an ugly negress. You snap a sneaky picture to tweet to your adoring fans and next thing you know this chimptress is knocking you upside the head with her purse. You try to reason with her but she just keeps hitting, and you know you can’t hit her back let alone shoot her.
What the fuck. You go home and you’re pissed off. You were just fucking attacked. Sure you took that picture of her but that doesn’t justify attacking you. You down a couple beers to kill the pain and shout NIGGGEEERRR at your wall. You’re just fucking stewing in your anger and brooooding for the next 3 hours. No show cuz you’re on vacation so in your drunken haze you think FUCK IT and go to Twitter. NO BOSSES, NO MANAGEMENT…pure unadulterated RAGE. That fucking coon monkey animal fuck is lucky i didn’t shoot her nigger ass. YOU KNOW WHAT WE NEED TO DO WITH THEM!
And then you wake up. You are the #1 trending topic on Twitter. You are on every news site. Not only are they reporting on what you tweeted, of which you can’t even remember, but that you were FIRED. You check your phone calls and there are none. You check your email and its a cold HR response. You call Opie and he goes “Yeaaaa man I tried everything good luck tho sniff”. You call Jimmy and he goes “Yeaaaa man thats ridiculous and uhhh no i can’t join your Compound show actually we’ll see man maybe”. You get a few of your loyal friends publicly sticking up for you but some don’t and you know theres only gonna be more. You are now both unemployed and unemployable.
In a single night of tweeting you lose your friends, your business partners, your million dollar job….all just gone. And as we later saw then his house and heart went.
I wasn’t there to see it. But I hear Anthony Cumia started sobbing like a little girl when they took him away..
I seriously hope he lets it slip face to face with a Ngr and the response is violence."I never wrote the N word on any Twitter account. Ever."
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Agreed Anthony doesent have the balls of a Bernie Goetz.Because he gets to LARP as a big bad gun toting tough guy while also LARPing as this emotionally collected guy with restraint who knows when to use it. In reality it’s not about restraint but cowardice. If he got robbed by a single black guy let alone 5 he wouldn’t dare put his hand on his holster let alone actually use it.
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