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Dawn has turned into Tony Sirico (RIP) dressed up as Aunt Selma for Halloween.
Can you teach me how to be as cool as you?Can I get a for a penny for your thoughts?
it sounds like you knead more dough....
but you're a day late and a dollar short, pal...
because it's a quarter after 1, i'm a little drunk and I need you now...
a little denomination humor!!!
He just looks so much like someone who would molest children
He just looks so much like someone who would molest children
The last time I came across a group of hijabi women they seemed so sweet. I feel like the worst I could do to them is a love crime of forced forehead smooches and unsolicited well wishes.Faggots and weak coward racists ALWAYS target women. Biggest victims of Islamophobia are hijabi women, and the perps are always faggots and Anal-Egg-Rectal inserters like Nana.
Im sure he was an ugly child and teenager. It’s as if Tom Savini molded his head for a practical effectIf what we’re seeing now are just the acne scars, imagine what his zits looked like in all their glory after he used sandpaper and gasoline to scrub them off. If I were Gavin I’d make Anthony put an unflattering yellow light behind him and make him film every episode at a low angle from his right side.
Yes yes yes, agreed Cumia is a fag. But Sydney Sweeney is not a 10, sorry. She has great tits, and is OK looking, but I was fucking better-looking similar London Irish types at 17 years old. Compare her face to Hollywood classics like Michelle Pfeiffer, Kim Basinger, Bo Derek, Julie Christie etcDoes this old fag think these glasses make him look like a character in Donnie Brasco? I literally can’t think of any other reason or he’s just old as fuck. The only people I’ve ever seen in those were my 80 year old NY wop grandfather (having a realization as I’m typing this) or Sydney Sweeney in White Lotus who is a fucking dime. There’s no in between. View attachment 215886
I bet the patrons at the restaurants in Greenville share similar sentiments about the loudmouthed Yankee trash that’s been showing up lately.View attachment 215868
What a pathetic Faggot
Nice fivehead, Kramer.
Also worth noting that Dawn very recently struggled with one of the most deadly cancers you can get and still looks 30 years younger than the ghoul.The differences in how they’ve aged is hilarious. His sister is absolutely still fuckable and happy in life. Ant, on the other hand, looks remarkably like the alcoholic smoking janitor of my grade school, except for the transplanted hair.
Maybe I'm just biased toward brunettes and arr brondes rook same, but I don't see what any of them particularly have on her. Granted I spent maybe one minute tops on each one with the exception of kim basinger, but that was also partly because someone apparently made AI pictures of her that made me really have to look close.Yes yes yes, agreed Cumia is a fag. But Sydney Sweeney is not a 10, sorry. She has great tits, and is OK looking, but I was fucking better-looking similar London Irish types at 17 years old. Compare her face to Hollywood classics like Michelle Pfeiffer, Kim Basinger, Bo Derek, Julie Christie etc
Didn't she have tit cancer? That has a 99% survival rate if you catch it early.I bet the patrons at the restaurants in Greenville share similar sentiments about the loudmouthed Yankee trash that’s been showing up lately.
Nice fivehead, Kramer.
Also worth noting that Dawn very recently struggled with one of the most deadly cancers you can get and still looks 30 years younger than the ghoul.
Well you know something, I think it's kinda funny - we have all these pictures of Anthony Cumia from all ages, but when he gets these so-called "acne scars" we can't find a single picture of him with a pimple anywhere. But sure, fine, that's okay. I'll just believe everything the government tells me. They're the good guys. My government would never lie to me, right? Let's not talk about experts who found trace samples of thermite moisturizer on his face, because what do I know, I'm just a former Navy SEAL.Im sure he was an ugly child and teenager.
Except when he brings his laptop to "work" and take up all the room at the bar and annoy staff. He is hoping people will ask him about his laptopPeople are loud at bars? Who knew?
He would love Pat as a fellow barfly, quiet and buried in his phone.
I guess for a shallow married bastard like me it boils down to this.Maybe I'm just biased toward brunettes and arr brondes rook same, but I don't see what any of them particularly have on her. Granted I spent maybe one minute tops on each one with the exception of kim basinger, but that was also partly because someone apparently made AI pictures of her that made me really have to look close.
Are you implying someone shot him in the face with bird shot?Well you know something, I think it's kinda funny - we have all these pictures of Anthony Cumia from all ages, but when he gets these so-called "acne scars" we can't find a single picture of him with a pimple anywhere. But sure, fine, that's okay. I'll just believe everything the government tells me. They're the good guys. My government would never lie to me, right? Let's not talk about experts who found trace samples of thermite moisturizer on his face, because what do I know, I'm just a former Navy SEAL.
I guess the classic broads have a less whorish aura in their prime than these zoomer chicks, but judging by how most of them aged they probably belong in the former category. I won't spoil your jerk fantasies though, I get it.I guess for a shallow married bastard like me it boils down to this.
Weekend with cocaine, booze and unlimited fucking - Sweeney.
Work functions, womanly dates, settling down and starting a family - the rest.
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