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Any of you degenerates ever jerk off at work?

Udders

Deeply interwoven in the pest community
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Once at each of my past two jobs, but theres really no funny story besides 'lol I jerked off at work.' Sometimes it just won't go away until you do.
 

NortheastPhilly

Shock Jock
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Just dropped another load in the shack. I think I’ll make it a point to leave my goo in here everytime I get this watch which is roughly twice a month
 

Mitch Weaver

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My best friend worked overnight mall security right after high school. He would set up shop with his laptop in the food court and supposedly jerked off nightly.
 
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