Anyone ever met one of the boys?

[DMAN]

It’s either him or Sam, because Sam came up with Jocktober (at Opie’s urging) which is arguably the greatest bit in radio history. I know everyone hates him. I get it. I understand why you hate him. He’s a Backstabber, he’s a cunt, he’s a manlet, but man was Jocktober the greatest fucking bit in goddamn radio history.

Wow you're a dumb motherfucker. Opie created Jocktober. Sam did literally nothing but accept fan submissions and edit the audio. He also ruined most segments by feeling the need to be on-air for them. Then again you think Sam is funny and charming in person, and that Master Po wasn't a total piece of shit, so we know you're wrong.

I loved Porsalin’s doc on Sam but a lot of fans forget that he was the main grunt in that colossal bit and should be given credit.

You can't forget something that was never true. Sam's definition of "hard work" was editing .mp3 files and burning them to CD. He literally had no creative hand in Jocktober aside from scripting the grammatically incorrect line "OF PONTIFICATING PROPORTIONS"

The "Sam is such a hard worker!!!" meme died in 2014 with the show. Please stop perpetuating this myth.

 

[guest]

Wow you're a dumb motherfucker. Opie created Jocktober. Sam did literally nothing but accept fan submissions and edit the audio. He also ruined most segments by feeling the need to be on-air for them. Then again you think Sam is funny and charming in person, and that Master Po wasn't a total piece of shit, so we know you're wrong.



You can't forget something that was never true. Sam's definition of "hard work" was editing .mp3 files and burning them to CD. He literally had no creative hand in Jocktober aside from scripting the grammatically incorrect line "OF PONTIFICATING PROPORTIONS"

The "Sam is such a hard worker!!!" meme died in 2014 with the show. Please stop perpetuating this myth.

Well, it looks like someone just settled my hash. I think.

I get it. The fucking least professional broadcaster back stabbed the Opsta. I don’t disagree. Nigga, we can also drink some cherry wine.

But seriously folksh, whatever Pat Dixon says or doesn’t say Sam despite his worthless disposable faggotry now amounts to a hill a beans in this crazy world.

I’m not denying the fact that Sam tapped into certain Opie-ism step on the bit but like teacher like student. It’s no excuse but I’m glad finally that they both worship obscurity.

 

[Ha Ha Ha Holeee Shit!]

I was at a restaurant in NY and Cumia was in the bar area with with a group of people as was I. It was sometime in 2016. At that point I was out of the Cumia business and kind of indifferent. I walked past him to get to the restroom, I didn’t bother him.

He wasn’t hooting or hahaha holee shitting if my memory serves me. All I can tell you is he’s probably 5’9” or 5’10” based on comparison to myself. He looks smaller now. Maybe his bones are shrinking from all the booze and T shots.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Master Po was a psycho.


- Would steal the driver's licenses and passports from the purses of female guests. Then once they left the studio for their hotels they would call the Sirius building and ask if they had a lost and found. Master Po would call the female guests back and offer to drop off their IDs at their hotels or at their apartments. Did this enough times that management found out and lead to his firing.

This is easily the most psychotic thing I’ve ever read. Did he ever actually do it?

 

[Vizio_aficionado]

Master Po was a psycho.

- Was once exposed as being likely on roids or other drugs. And had prescription dick pills that he carried with him 24/7.
- Did a show on Sirius once called "The Dojo" and invited a bunch of ex-cons and felons to the studio without extra security.
- Once lost a wrestling contest to a listener on air who had never taken a martial arts lesson before and said Po was a fraud.
- His old dojo burned down the ground once and everyone assumed it was insurance fraud.
- Recorded some of the most autistic cringe inducing videos of him as a ninja. On the level of Star Wars Kid. And sent it to various movie studios.
- Was accused of taking a hammered woman to the parking lot of FH Riley's and molesting or assaulting her. "You will be....molested!".
- Once showed up to work covered in blood. Claimed his dog 'got in a fight'. Was accused of purposefully being involved in dog fighting.
- Would steal the driver's licenses and passports from the purses of female guests. Then once they left the studio for their hotels they would call the Sirius building and ask if they had a lost and found. Master Po would call the female guests back and offer to drop off their IDs at their hotels or at their apartments. Did this enough times that management found out and lead to his firing.
- Once choked out a Stern listener that Ben Sparks, another producer had spit on, after the listener shoved Ben and claimed that Ben had spit on him repeatedly. Ben was fired a month later and Po was almost fired and begged for his job.
- Used to bring 'valuable' items into his office that the staff would steal or hide to mess with him. He complained to management.
- Once sent an email to Sirius corporate that Danny Ross had been 'fresh' with him and deserved to be fired publicly and humiliated so that Master Po could teach him a lesson about respect.
- Used to play chess with Norton in the office and brag about how they were both intellectuals.

Don't think this is the full body rock tape, but found this demo he made on youtube.



Does anyone know what his current whereabouts are? He always was one of the more fascinating staffers to work for OnA

 

[GOD DAMN RICH CUNT]

- Once sent an email to Sirius corporate that Danny Ross had been 'fresh' with him and deserved to be fired publicly and humiliated so that Master Po could teach him a lesson about respect.

According to Dovid, Po said he was being 'short' with him.

You can't forget something that was never true. Sam's definition of "hard work" was editing .mp3 files and burning them to CD.

yeah but he had to actually listen to the shows to cut those bits up. I wouldn't call listening to Scott and Todd easy, but thats just me.

 

[guest]

I've met all of them. Ant, faggot. Sam, awkward and cocky. Danny, broke and desperate, but nice...Opie, genuinely nice.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Wow you're a dumb motherfucker. Opie created Jocktober. Sam did literally nothing but accept fan submissions and edit the audio. He also ruined most segments by feeling the need to be on-air for them. Then again you think Sam is funny and charming in person, and that Master Po wasn't a total piece of shit, so we know you're wrong.



You can't forget something that was never true. Sam's definition of "hard work" was editing .mp3 files and burning them to CD. He literally had no creative hand in Jocktober aside from scripting the grammatically incorrect line "OF PONTIFICATING PROPORTIONS"

The "Sam is such a hard worker!!!" meme died in 2014 with the show. Please stop perpetuating this myth.

It’s important to remember, he pretty much created every good “bit” of the late era show. He pretty much created most of the good bits of the other eras too. Norton and AntH didn’t want to talk to Bobo or Lady Di. They’d bitch about it, and then when Opie was gone never take their calls. Opie let Sam get in on Jocktober and the Super Shows cause he thought Sam was his protege. Fuckin cavefag fuck betrayed the opesters trust worse than Scorch.

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

I saw Jimmy after a show and he was blinking nervously and couldn't seem to wait to jet out and away from the fans. Don't really blame him. A Jim Norton crowd is about what you'd expect. This was ten years ago so my gf at the time and I were in our mid 20s and seated next to an obese 50-something Opie and Anthony fan at the show by himself at our table for 3.

Rogan, back before he blew up and still did clubs, was actually really personable with fans getting pictures. Vos was surly and I even bought his CD just to support him (this was well past the time CDs were obsolete). Bawby was super nice.

 

[Zeroman]

Met O&A after they interviewed Michael Madsen for the first time on XM. Nana seemed anxious to get the fuck outta there, naturally, and the Opster was nice asking me if I liked da show. I responded in the affirmative and he said it was one of their better ones lately. Bawby was there as well, but I never said anything to him and vice versa. I was a guest of Big A’s at the time, so he rounded up Po and we went to lunch at a local Japanese restaurant. I remember that being the first time I ever tried Vitamin Water. Hmm.

I also met Roland at K-Rock as he was escorting Michael Emerson out of the building. I asked big boy if he could get a picture of me and Ben from Lost and he was cool about it, as was Emerson.

 

[guest]

Met O&A after they interviewed Michael Madsen for the first time on XM. Nana seemed anxious to get the fuck outta there, naturally, and the Opster was nice asking me if I liked da show. I responded in the affirmative and he said it was one of their better ones lately. Bawby was there as well, but I never said anything to him and vice versa. I was a guest of Big A’s at the time, so he rounded up Po and we went to lunch at a local Japanese restaurant. I remember that being the first time I ever tried Vitamin Water. Hmm.

I also met Roland at K-Rock as he was escorting Michael Emerson out of the building. I asked big boy if he could get a picture of me and Ben from Lost and he was cool about it, as was Emerson. View attachment 65194

Fawk I love Ben from lost. Sweet picture brotherman

 

[guest]

So in conclusion, Anthony is a nervous nelly, Jim is okay, but Opie is a true brotherman.

 

[guest]

Don't think this is the full body rock tape, but found this demo he made on youtube.

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Does anyone know what his current whereabouts are? He always was one of the more fascinating staffers to work for OnA

I always read Master Po as another retard they had around to riff on. If they actually needed muscle Kenny was there.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

I took my wife out to a Blob Kelly show a few years back when we were first really into each other. He was wicked fucking funny. He killed then we saw him just standing around the lobby by himself after and asked for a picture. He wad like "Ya dude I got you, check it out!" (Shrmarmy fuck) Took the pic on my phone of the 3 of us, it's no homo one of my favorite pictures.

Bobby's stand up is great! He's also a great guest, not so much a pod host though

 

[SwampYankee]

Saw the cow once shilling for change at an outdoor restaurant in Patchouge or Bluepoint. Was with my wife and friends so I couldn't mess with him with interesting song requests. I'm 6,1" 230. The cow is shorter and heavier

 

[Bumley]

Met Jim and Kenny after one of his shows. Exactly like someone else said, I don't remember any of the set, but Chip fucking killed. You couldn't squeeze a needle between Kenny's eyes. He's practically a cyclops. Pictures don't do justice. You need to see it in person.

 

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

I always read Master Po as another retard they had around to riff on. If they actually needed muscle Kenny was there.

This is one of the fucking funniest Nopie shows everyone just trashing master po

 

[WhereWeAt]

Saw the cow once shilling for change at an outdoor restaurant in Patchouge or Bluepoint. Was with my wife and friends so I couldn't mess with him with interesting song requests. I'm 6,1" 230. The cow is shorter and heavier

Bluepoint... that would be where the infamous Blue Oyster Cult performance took place

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Master Po was a psycho.

- Was once exposed as being likely on roids or other drugs. And had prescription dick pills that he carried with him 24/7.
- Did a show on Sirius once called "The Dojo" and invited a bunch of ex-cons and felons to the studio without extra security.
- Once lost a wrestling contest to a listener on air who had never taken a martial arts lesson before and said Po was a fraud.
- His old dojo burned down the ground once and everyone assumed it was insurance fraud.
- Recorded some of the most autistic cringe inducing videos of him as a ninja. On the level of Star Wars Kid. And sent it to various movie studios.
- Was accused of taking a hammered woman to the parking lot of FH Riley's and molesting or assaulting her. "You will be....molested!".
- Once showed up to work covered in blood. Claimed his dog 'got in a fight'. Was accused of purposefully being involved in dog fighting.
- Would steal the driver's licenses and passports from the purses of female guests. Then once they left the studio for their hotels they would call the Sirius building and ask if they had a lost and found. Master Po would call the female guests back and offer to drop off their IDs at their hotels or at their apartments. Did this enough times that management found out and lead to his firing.
- Once choked out a Stern listener that Ben Sparks, another producer had spit on, after the listener shoved Ben and claimed that Ben had spit on him repeatedly. Ben was fired a month later and Po was almost fired and begged for his job.
- Used to bring 'valuable' items into his office that the staff would steal or hide to mess with him. He complained to management.
- Once sent an email to Sirius corporate that Danny Ross had been 'fresh' with him and deserved to be fired publicly and humiliated so that Master Po could teach him a lesson about respect.
- Used to play chess with Norton in the office and brag about how they were both intellectuals.

Uhhhhhssssssssssss for 30 minutes show.

 

[Doctor Coom]

Once sent an email to Sirius corporate that Danny Ross had been 'fresh' with him and deserved to be fired publicly and humiliated so that Master Po could teach him a lesson about respect.

ngl I'm with him on this one. Ussssss