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Anyone here successfully stopped being a weird, autistic faggot in social situations?

captain_kamala

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I don't know how to do small talk.
What is the correct response when someone says shit like where I come from in Michigan the weather is crazy. One minute it's raining and the next it's.... not raining. Or your birthday is April 12th? My sister's birthday is April 16th!
I'm just like oh and look at them blank faced. And they're like why are you mad at me?
 

captain_kamala

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Oh and I humiliated a poor woman at walgreens today. I had been to 2 stores prior that were only accepting cash, so I assumed there was some sort of outage. I got there as soon as they opened and the lady in front of me was the first customer of the day. She had 2 bananas and her card declined
My stupid ass felt the need to say yeah I've been to 2 stores today that aren't taking cards I guess there's some issue. The cashier said no it's working. Then the lady tries again with just 1 banana and it went through
I feel like such an asshole announcing her situation to everybody. I could have at least offered to pay.
 
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