Be honest. What's the worst place you ever got an erection?

[Turk February]

Title says it.

 

[Turk February]

Mine is actually pretty boring. I just used to get boners on buses all the time. Something about the motion. It's still pretty embarrassing when you have to get off (no not that way)

 

[CQ Beans]

Title says it.

Waiting on a table when I was nineteen. They were borderline Milfs but still.

 

[CQ Beans]

Mine is actually pretty boring. I just used to get boners on buses all the time. Something about the motion. It's still pretty embarrassing when you have to get off (no not that way)

The NYC transit has a way of rocking you to sleep. Not sure if it’s the same thing.

 

[Turk February]

Waiting on a table when I was a nineteen. They were borderline Milfs but still.

Can just imagine you knocking drinks over with your boner "im so sorry!"

 

[CQ Beans]

Can just imagine you knocking drinks over with your boner "im so sorry!"

I’ve imagined several scenarios regarding that. Never that one. I will now.

 

[Turk February]

I knew a guy named Brian who had to give our class graduation speech and just got a massive boner. It's all I remember from graduating.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Mine is actually pretty boring. I just used to get boners on buses all the time. Something about the motion. It's still pretty embarrassing when you have to get off (no not that way)

The bus was gonna be my answer too. Every single school day in the morning.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

Waking up on a long-distance bus when you're 20 and backpacking across Australia.

An erection that goes almost as hard as the cliche.

 

[Turk February]

The bus was gonna be my answer too. Every single school day in the morning.

What the fuck? Why do they make buses so sexy?

 

[Mass.gov]

Was going to say bus (wallahi)

 

[Turk February]

I am so happy so many people said the bus. I thought I was fucked up for years.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

There's something about the way those Canadian Stock schoolbuses rumble.

 

[Turk February]

There's something about the way those Canadian Stock schoolbuses rumble.

"Oh hey Effie. No I can't get off at your stop". Life ruining buses.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Mine is actually pretty boring.

Your boner that is.

 

[iBangedQuasi]

When my pediatrician stuck his finger my ass

 

[Turk February]

Oh I just remembered. A family member once got a huge rod at a public pool. How embarrassing

 

[Turk February]

Your boner that is.

My boner is a silent weapon. But a weapon nonetheless

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

My boner is a silent weapon. But a weapon nonetheless

A short sword.

Speaking of silent but deadly worst fart I ever smelled was on a bus.
Driver had to open his window.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

"Oh hey Effie. No I can't get off at your stop". Life ruining buses.

I thought I was being smooth tucking my rod under my waistband but I bet people could tell that there was boner poking out of the top of my jeans.