Be honest. What's the worst place you ever got an erection?

[FranksWirecutters]

Home depot. Not really that bad though. I can't think of any really bad places.

 

[Mass.gov]

There's something about the way those Canadian Stock schoolbuses rumble.

They have the motor in the back of the vehicle I think it's what makes the vibrations hit your crotch just right...

 

[Turk February]

I thought I was being smooth tucking my rod under my waistband but I bet people could tell that there was boner poking out of the top of my jeans.

My trick was go sideways but I realize now it probably never worked.

 

[CQ Beans]

When my pediatrician stuck his finger my ass

He shouldn’t have done that. It was wrong that he did that.

 

[Turk February]

They have the motor in the back of the vehicle I think it's what makes the vibrations hit your crotch just right...

Even native Americans like you get boners on buses? This is amazing.

 

[Mass.gov]

He shouldn’t have done that. It was wrong that he did that.

Why do you give me Bad Boy Bubby vibes, and Mama Cq Beans jerked you off to completion?

@CQ BEANS WHORE MOTHER comment?

 

[Turk February]

Why do you give me Bad Boy Bubby vibes, and Mama Cq Beans jerked you off to completion?

The question wasn't what's the worst place you came CQ that's not okay. Not even an intercity bus.

 

[Turk February]

Poor @CQ Beans just can't stop cumming everywhere. "You don't understand this chains me down" as he drips more cum.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

St Jude's

 

[Turk February]

I want to make a bright neon 80s themed show where @CQ Beans just cums on everything

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

I want to make a bright neon 80s themed show where @CQ Beans just cums on everything

Bright light? More like black light.

 

[Mass.gov]

I want to make a bright neon 80s themed show where @CQ Beans just cums on everything

Also, one of those UV lights that shows everything

 

[Turk February]

Bright light? More like black light.

Gil Grissom comes in with luminol. "He definitely came here. I think many people could have"

 

[Turk February]

Big twist it was just @CQ Beans Catherine willow is like "how could you?"

 

[Cuphead]

Ravens and Commanders game isn't as entertaining as I was hoping. Not awful, just kind of whatever.

 

[JRKT]

One time I got one at work and my zipper was down and my piece was hanging out of my pants. Luckily it was in the kitchen and nobody saw it. Would've been embarrassing and probably fired.

 

[Turk February]

One time I got one at work and my zipper was down and my piece was hanging out of my pants. Luckily it was in the kitchen and nobody saw it. Would've been embarrassing and probably fired.

I used to get boners at work too. When I was a night guy at a convenience store. Listening to college radio. It was fucked.

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

Matterhorn mountain.

 

[Finger Trigger Attachment]

Your dad's house.

He raped me.

 

[Udders]

When my pediatrician stuck his finger my ass

I'm afraid I have some bad news..