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Connie CarterWho is she
What are they feeding Czech women?Connie Carter
I knew she was CzechConnie Carter
Married to one. They like their meatWhat are they feeding Czech women?
Ty šťastný chlapče!My wife, who I have sex with every night.
Hush now.
Děkuji, dítě.Ty šťastný chlapče!
Za malo, prasátkoDěkuji, dítě.
Bezpečná není moje rychlostZa malo, prasátko
These huge-titted Asians dressed as native Americans are fawkin rib shattering
On the bright side there are only three tenses - past, present and future. And, unlike English, almost all words are pronounced exactly as they're spelled and word order is quite flexible. But that's it. It's a needlessly difficult language. Even Czechs complain about all their grammar rules. Like Latin there are seven cases to decline and almost all words are inflected depending on which part of speech they are, meaning the ending of the word changes depending on various factors like gender, case, mood etc. Nightmare.Bezpečná není moje rychlost
Okay seriously, how are people supposed to learn this fucking language?
Although I just noticed: rychlost = Rick lost. The man upstairs has a sense of yoomah
Polish is indeed very similar. I’ve got a few months under my belt but it’s so tough to actually communicate / express myself still.On the bright side there are only three tenses - past, present and future. And, unlike English, almost all words are pronounced exactly as they're spelled and word order is quite flexible. But that's it. It's a needlessly difficult language. Even Czechs complain about all their grammar rules. Like Latin there are seven cases to decline and almost all words are inflected depending on which part of speech they are, meaning the ending of the word changes depending on various factors like gender, case, mood etc. Nightmare.
I think the people who are native speakers of these "small country" languages (meaning ones that aren't spoken internationally) usually appreciate it when you try to speak their language to them instead of barking in English. Except the ones who want to practice their English. I don't like to make mistakes but that's not a great approach to learning another language I guess because you will, and indeed have to, make mistakes before you get better. (Sigh) it's a tough one man.Polish is indeed very similar. I’ve got a few months under my belt but it’s so tough to actually communicate / express myself still.
I can’t even imagine how hard it must be for Patrick to get his DuoLingo Spanish score up to bragging levels.
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