Bit idea. Prophet Mohammed is caught on a kick stream trapping pedophiles at wallmart

[Jen_Tomlinson]

Can I just say this has turned into the most Reddit thread on the whole platform. As an aside.

This

 

[Phish]

I heard Muhammed tried to suck Jesus’ dick and suck his asshole right after he shit. Mohammed isnt just a pedophile, hes a coprophile too. Sick guy. Jesus called him a faggot and bitch slapped em with a porkchop and thats why smelly muzzies cant eat pig. I tend to believe that story 100%.

 

[Turk February]

I heard Muhammed tried to suck Jesus’ dick and suck his asshole right after he shit. Mohammed isnt just a pedophile, hes a coprophile too. Sick guy. Jesus called him a faggot and bitch slapped em with a porkchop and thats why smelly muzzies cant eat pig. I tend to believe that story 100%.

That's in the Hadiths. Many Muslims consider it a metaphor.

 

[CuntFucker .]

I heard Muhammed tried to suck Jesus’ dick and suck his asshole right after he shit. Mohammed isnt just a pedophile, hes a coprophile too. Sick guy. Jesus called him a faggot and bitch slapped em with a porkchop and thats why smelly muzzies cant eat pig. I tend to believe that story 100%.

Jesus was long gone by the time Muhammad came around. It was just some dude with long hair that Muhammad came onto if I'm not mistaken.

 

[Turk February]

Jesus was long gone by the time Muhammad came around. It was just some dude with long hair that Muhammad came onto if I'm not mistaken.

Jesus is eternal. Duh.

 

[Africa.com]

Jesus was long gone by the time Muhammad came around. It was just some dude with long hair that Muhammad came onto if I'm not mistaken.

Muhammad came onto him? I guess I always assumed he was the bottom.

 

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

I believe you... the quickest way to turn a Christian into an atheist? Get him/her to actually read the Bible.

Quickest way to turn a reprobate into a decent person? Follow the sunna of Prophet Mohammed SAAW (benchmark for humanity)

Nice benchmark

 

[Turk February]

Muhammad came onto him? I guess I always assumed he was the bottom.

If you could talk to god and live forever wouldn't you just kind of want to fuck?

 

[Africa.com]

If you could talk to god and live forever wouldn't you just kind of want to fuck?

Maybe, but not goats or children. Muhammad was quaint and inscrutable

 

[Phish]

Is that why all muslims lust after children too?

 

[Turk February]

Maybe, but not goats or children. Muhammad was quaint and inscrutable

Goats were much sexier back then. It was before growth hormones and shit.

 

[LiberalPussy]

Muhammad came onto him? I guess I always assumed he was the bottom.

Muhammad was jealous of Christ’s blonde haired, blue eyed, Aryan appearance. He couldn’t help but being in awe of his betters.

 

[Africa.com]

Muhammad was jealous of Christ’s blonde haired, blue eyed, Aryan appearance. He couldn’t help but being in awe of his betters.

Incorrect. Muhammad had luscious Type 1 hair, wait for the Boq

 

[Phish]

Muhammad was jealous of Christ’s blonde haired, blue eyed, Aryan appearance. He couldn’t help but being in awe of his betters.

His cock wasnt the biggest but it looked pretty decent from what ive seen from the emaciated body hanging on a cross in my grammas house

 

[CuntFucker .]

His cock wasnt the biggest but it looked pretty decent from what ive seen from the emaciated body hanging on a cross in my grammas house

As far as I know he was. He'd crawl up a guy's leg. All smiling. I'm not a theologian though, so I might be wrong in the details.

 

[Turk February]

His cock wasnt the biggest but it looked pretty decent from what ive seen from the emaciated body hanging on a cross in my grammas house

The reason it's forbidden to create an image of Muhammad is that many Muslims get jealous of his long silky cock.