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Moose is fucking great
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British Brothermen, explain this shit to me
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So I've heard but I still don't believe it. How many baby seals have you clubbed to death? When I was in Japan I was friends with a Newfie who brought moose meat with him to Japan and had regularly beaten baby seals to death and even invited me to visit him to club some for myself. I kinda worry you might be him but in a good way.
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I've never clubbed a seal and don't think I'd enjoy it but it legitimately has to be done and is more humane than it looks.
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Wait till you try a spice bag, Abe
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Does it? Does their population need to be controlled or otherwise they'd be roaming the streets, knocking over trash cans or something.
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As a firm evolution believer I know that in 10,000 years the skulls of baby seals will be harder than iron. We're helping evolution up here.
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That's exactly what he said. If your name is Jason then we need to discuss this.
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Well, I don't know if it's necessary as much as its profitable. Those lil niggas make real nice waterproof clothing and you can sell the fats and oils and eat them and whatnot. Fuck those seals. Adorable faggots.
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Had to Google it. I could Ruiz a spice bag.
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I note that you didn't deny secretly being Jason Mullen of Newfoundland.
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My name is Abe Vigoda.
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The stuff nonce's smoke in prison?
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Did he put a diaper on and rape the baby seals, too?
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Okie dokes, Jay.
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Probably. He seemed far too eager. Then I said "nigga please, you did not club baby seals to death" and a handful of fat, white faggots were completely outraged. One of them even said "Where I come from saying that would get your ass kicked." and I offered him the chance to fight me but he didn't fancy it being a big, fat, Pat-type of faggot. Good times.
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Is that a colloquial term for Pakistani hookers?
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This guy's fawkin good
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If someone gave that pile of shit to me I'd drop it on the ground in front of them and be like "Aw, man. I'm so clumsy. I don't even want to live anymore." and saunter off hanging my head.