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Fuck off. A good chicken Balti with naan beats almost anything
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"Brunch" is a term purely used by alcoholic homosexuals right?
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Indians wipe their ass with their bare hand
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Your average American diner cook does too
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Our diner cooks are all ex-cons looking to turn their life around and old moms. They have impeccable hygiene. Maybe the ex-cons have shared a needle or two, or had unprotected sex with the block prison twink, but if there's no blood in your food you're good
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Maybe before 1988. Now they're all Mexaquistadors, unless you're in Vermont, Maine or Upstate New York. My paternal grandmother was a Mayflower descendant American so forgive me for getting cunty on this point.
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Suburban places are mixed, but rural diners definitely are huwite. More urban places are anything goes, except black people working there for the most part lol. My experience may be limited.
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Feed naan-a
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Brunch is for fags and chubby, preppy white girls.
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I love that you typed that sentence completely unironically. Do you dab the corners of your mouth with a hanky when you're done, queer?
Ah I'm just busting ya stones
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Don't knock it till you've tried it!I love that you typed that sentence completely unironically. Do you dab the corners of your mouth with a hanky when you're done, queer?
Ah I'm just busting ya stones
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. National comfort food my arse! No one outside London eats that shit and a nation that thinks waffles, bacon and maple syrup goes together shouldn’t criticise any bastard.
And what people forget is that Britain conquered the world for spices but that shit was expensive. It was only rich who could afford it.
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On one hand, we have waffles, maple syrup, and bacon
On the other, jellied eels with mushy mint peas
Tough choice
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Wait, you're allowed to do that? What a life hack!
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Londoner born and bred. Never eaten a jellied eel. It's an East End thing, like pie, mash and liquor (also never had that).
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I can picture Jim Florentine calling Nana a homo right now.
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You laugh but that shit destroys any hangover, as well as your toilet.
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Dude in all honesty nan should probably just take an fm radio gig at this point. Oh. Forgot. You cant say nigger on the radio
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Can the Scotsman put an end to this debate?
If you're eating in between breakfast and lunch, you're just eating. Purriod. You don't label it like an elitist cunt. And if you're drinking, it better not be sugar water diluting the bite of the alcohol. Or else you've become an elitist candyass cunt.
Eat your bacon and eggs with toast and a straight scotch on the rocks with water (be a drunk all you want, but hydrate, heathen) like a functional man, you "avocado with brioche and tutti fruti pancakes with endless mimosas" flitting glitter-soaked nonce.
If you're eating in between breakfast and lunch, you're just eating. Purriod. You don't label it like an elitist cunt. And if you're drinking, it better not be sugar water diluting the bite of the alcohol. Or else you've become an elitist candyass cunt.
Eat your bacon and eggs with toast and a straight scotch on the rocks with water (be a drunk all you want, but hydrate, heathen) like a functional man, you "avocado with brioche and tutti fruti pancakes with endless mimosas" flitting glitter-soaked nonce.
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Good job Scotland's not in England then