Cenk Uygur is a fat faggot

[StlakerFatti]

i'd break my semen retention for a threesome with her and Greta Thulberg. i like their middle east politics and want to reward them with my genetic material

 

[johnnynoname]

he should change his first name to "Chunk"

 

[Dog Eater]

Ana is getting too much plastic surgery now but I could still be very happy just licking her asshole while I jerk off on her legs. Wouldnt even need to see her nips or puss. Laying face down tasting her anal sphincter would be enough for me. She is meticulous about her beauty and grooming. You know she keeps it clean, smooth, and moisturized. Cute little pink eye, I’d want her to “wink” it on my tongue and I’d beg to slide a finger in.

Her opinions are fucking annoying though. She and Cenk are both no better informed than anyone else at the bar yet they consider themselves insiders.

This reads like oldgravygregg

 

[johnnynoname]

....cuz he's fat

 

[iBangedQuasi]

He has probably tongued the armenians asshole before

I would too

 

[Turry Fawks]

This reads like oldgravygregg

Me: THANK YOU

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

I sent this to Cenk and he says he'll beat your ass any day you want like the Ottomans went through Tbilisi.

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

I hope he has a
Heart attack

Is this part of a haiku?