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Cumia managed to buy a house at the top of the market twice in his life.
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Remember when they posted the picture of the passed out lady on the chairs with her pussy hanging out in the theater
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Pathetically reminding everyone that only the youngest, freshest and most virginal pussy can properly satiate him, even as he shamelessly prances, shimmies and wildly gesticulates in sheer homosexual abandon. Nana had to let the women he studiously avoided know that they just weren't up to his lofty heterosexual standards, while simultaneously indulging the faggy urges he was forced to suppress all weekend. He's trying so, so hard to mask it in sniggering, giggling irony, but he was unable to squelch his natural gay tendencies, so the whole thing only served to creep out the adult hetero women in the room, all of whom immediately realized that he was in fact a closeted gay man.
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Wise words.
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1. Had to be in the vicinity of an adult female.
2. Vamping it up.
3. Finally, no icky girls around.
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Spot on, brothaman.
I think 3. may have been just him and Geno by then, maybe Chrissie was there. Everyone else went to bed. Look how comfortable he is, shirt number two wide open. Beer belly on full display, shoes off. He’s in his happy zone w his two trusted besties.
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Lady? That girl was 18 tops
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Literally limp-wristed, and daintily holding his bottle (note how it's never a less phallic can), letting it all hang out.
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The only 'manly' thing about his bio was his short stint as a Tin knocker...I bet if we could find his old supervisor and co-workers, they'd also tell you he was prancing on the job site...daintily holding tools, and haha holee shit-ing to any work related criticism.
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He was probably always late, just like he is now for his 8 hour a week “job.”
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Remember when they would make fun of grease and other gay shit on the show, but Anthony would also sing parody lyrics of grease songs? He would always pretend to not know gay shit, but somehow always had the gayest references in his back pocket
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He’s the modern day Paul Lynde/Charles Nelson Reilly.
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Imagine if he'd have embraced it, then teamed up to do a show with Fez. He could have been a queer icon.
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He openly admitted he’d sleep on the job and leave early whenever he felt like it. He’s a gay nigger, which is why he pretends so hard to not be either.
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I think he could have perhaps redeemed himself had he done so.
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On the surface his bio always looked manly:
- lost virginity when real young, was banging chicks during high school
- did drugs with father, drank, shot guns, hunted
- used to be a day laborer and construction worker
- drove sports cars, huge mansion, loved sports and gambling
- XFL host, professional sports broadcaster
- went shooting guns with James Bond
- dated models, dated the traffic girl, dated Penthouse Pets
On the surface Anthony basically fooled the O&A fandom for decades that he was a fag. Now looking back we have too much information that he always was a queer:
- Treefort Richard thought Anthony was gay enough to want blowjobs, Danny said Anthony told him that he accepted the blowjob in private
- Anthony's father always thought he was gay, feared that Anthony would grow up gay, showered with Anthony as a kid though
- Anthony married his brother's leftovers and never got her pregnant but said he would fake finishing inside of her (wouldn't she realize this?)
- stopped his sex life being read out loud in a courtroom by paying $2milion to his ex-wife to cover up his actual sex life
- Sue Lightning scenario, sleeping with a man, paying for implants
- saying once on air that "all men watch gay porn occasionally" and that watching men rail each other was "funny"
- allegedly gave himself a heart attack due to dick pill use, probably needed it to be with women
- faggy lispy voice when drunk, creepy baby talk that would sometimes come out on the radio
- fantasized on air about self defense during home invasion, let someone rob his house and leave with money
- fantasized about self defense with his guns, let a negress street prostitute beat him up
- letting it slip that he wore his mother's shoes like a total idiot
I doubt that most of this "alpha male" stories are real at all. Like 'Buzz' probably never banged him but Treefort Richard did and so on.
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Vamping and mincing are the most fitting descriptions of the old queens hijinks. I really could picture him Dr Frankenfurter-ing it up in torn fishnets in front of a semi-hard Warren.