Danny once shit his pants while waiting for the Star Tours at Disneyland

[BUBBLER]

I also once shit on my parents oriental rug. Nobody was home and I was wearing a shirt and nothing else. I was on the phone and kept telling my buddy I had to run. He insisted he finish his story. I felt a bubble in my anus and I went for it. It was like stepping on a ketchup packet full of chocolate syrup. I spent the rest of the afternoon cleaning liquid shit of a rug. I must've done a good job since nobody ever knew and I was never busted.

I also shit my pants waiting for the bus. I had to throw my underwear away at a coffee shop bathroom.

 

[The Talking Dead]

You should wake up and start thinking about a radio show producer from 20 years ago. Oh wait.

Just described yourself, Dovid. <lives rent free in your kike noggin.

 

[BenDovid]

Did he blame Opie for this too?

You're still larp posting about how Opie is some kind of radio gigachad? Bit's over dude. A while now.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

You're still larp posting about how Opie is some kind of radio gigachad? Bit's over dude. A while now.

Soooo.... you ARE blaming Opie. Gotcha.

"Anyone seen my phone? Goddamn Opie!!"

 

[guest]

Soooo.... you ARE blaming Opie. Gotcha.

"Anyone seen my phone? Goddamn Opie!!"

Must be Opie's fault that danny is so short

 

[PickleRickle]

You're still larp posting about how Opie is some kind of radio gigachad? Bit's over dude. A while now.

He molded the modern broadcasting landscape as if it were made of clay. Stomping on cakes? As he creates, he too must destroy.

Faggot pedophile retard.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Must be Opie's fault that danny is so short

"Damn Danny, you look like you are losing some of your hair".

"Yeah. Fucking Opie'.

 

[The Talking Dead]

I dunno what it is about Saturdays but Danny always seems to enjoy coming here for a good stomping when they roll around. I think the kikester is a little bit of a masochist (as well as homosexual and pedophile).

 

[BenDovid]

I dunno what it is about Saturdays but Danny always seems to enjoy coming here for a good stomping when they roll around. I think the kikester is a little bit of a masochist (as well as homosexual and pedophile).

See? All my fans come out for their attention. Hi! I see you too, cutey! Me posting here is the most exciting thing in your life, on and off the internet. If y'all love Opie so much, watch his YouTube videos. Nobody else is, and he NEEDS the help badly.

 

[Racist Google Intern]

See? All my fans come out for their attention. Hi! I see you too, cutey! Me posting here is the most exciting thing in your life, on and off the internet.

Is it?

 

[BenDovid]

Is it?

lmao, imitating Norton, eh? Can't even be creative smashing me.

Oh, and yes. Yes it sure is.

 

[Racist Google Intern]

lmao, imitating Norton, eh? Can't even be creative smashing me.

Oh, and yes. Yes it sure is.

"What is?"

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Opie must have really hurt Danny's fragile feelings. I bet Opie can go months without thinking about this bald manlet, whereas Danny - like Nana - can't stop obsessing like a jealous, spurned ex-girlfriend.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

This is no joke, it is true story told by the dead father himself. Danny'sdeaddad comment?

Danny shits himself.

Yet more embarrasing tales Danny wishes were forgotten. Won't see this one in those youtube compilations he talks about!

I didn't know garden gnomes could shit?

 

[BenDovid]

ex-girlfriend.

This word comes up a lot. It's very telling. SO many of you truly fantasize about show people fucking while calling everyone else gay. I'm not bringing this up to smash you, it's a pattern many of you possess.

 

[UnPRePared]

Amferny, mah mufflah fell out!

 

[Easily_Remembered]

This word comes up a lot. It's very telling. SO many of you truly fantasize about show people fucking while calling everyone else gay. I'm not bringing this up to smash you, it's a pattern many of you possess.

Behold, he has entered the "Nuh uh - YOU!" phase

 

[The Talking Dead]

See? All my fans come out for their attention. Hi! I see you too, cutey! Me posting here is the most exciting thing in your life, on and off the internet. If y'all love Opie so much, watch his YouTube videos. Nobody else is, and he NEEDS the help badly.

Your whole "you're obsessed with me. You can't get enough of me!" schtick is incredibly cringe and womanly. It's such a weak defense.

*Acts like an antagonistic jew rat boy* "You responded! That means you're obsessed with me and I win!!"

Consider roping, Danny.

 

[DannyRoss’sDeadDad]

This is no joke, it is true story told by the dead father himself. Danny'sdeaddad comment?

Danny shits himself.

Yet more embarrasing tales Danny wishes were forgotten. Won't see this one in those youtube compilations he talks about!

This is a true story.

 

[whyarewedoingthisagain_mybb]

This is a true story.

How annoyed were you that your son couldn't hold his piss and shit in his pants and all the other dad's with unsoiled son undies looked at you with disgust?