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Sounds like a Real Christian(tm) to me.He's just schizophrenic.
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Sounds like a Real Christian(tm) to me.He's just schizophrenic.
Sounds like she was too drunk to consent in my opinion. Also the baby was probably going to be black anyways haha.
What do you provide for your family? Vaccuums?It was absolutely a life lesson that you can’t help someone who doesn’t help themselves and I really mean it, you can not provide any level of help for someone if they don’t do anything personally.
You can solve every issue they have daily, financially support them completely and basically wrap them in cotton wool and if they won’t do the necessary hard work it’s just delaying the inevitable and ruining your own life.
I still provide for family at great cost to myself to this day, because in real life I’m just like that, it’s why the west has fallen, because we will help others to extinguish us.
Wait..I thought you had your family’s head scrambled in utero, scraped out, and then (probably) used in some sort of Jewish/satanic ritual?It was absolutely a life lesson that you can’t help someone who doesn’t help themselves and I really mean it, you can not provide any level of help for someone if they don’t do anything personally.
You can solve every issue they have daily, financially support them completely and basically wrap them in cotton wool and if they won’t do the necessary hard work it’s just delaying the inevitable and ruining your own life.
I still provide for family at great cost to myself to this day, because in real life I’m just like that, it’s why the west has fallen, because we will help others to extinguish us.
Well faith alone will get you into heaven. With your mangled fucking aborted baby.
You take yourself way too seriously. Just tell your sister to get a job so you can buy more figurines.It was absolutely a life lesson that you can’t help someone who doesn’t help themselves and I really mean it, you can not provide any level of help for someone if they don’t do anything personally.
You can solve every issue they have daily, financially support them completely and basically wrap them in cotton wool and if they won’t do the necessary hard work it’s just delaying the inevitable and ruining your own life.
I still provide for family at great cost to myself to this day, because in real life I’m just like that, it’s why the west has fallen, because we will help others to extinguish us.
Ya and you paid Dr Shekelberg to scramble that baby’s consciousness with a vacuumEven if you want to be a smarmy atheist about it, there’s compelling evidence now consciousness isn’t local, that we’re basically antennas for it.
Oh trust me I know. I'm an object oriented ontology guy. I think any group of objects can have thought.Even if you want to be a smarmy atheist about it, there’s compelling evidence now consciousness isn’t local, that we’re basically antennas for it.
You read, Turk?I read books instead of getting abortions.
I try to do a book a week but it's not consistent.You read, Turk?
You take yourself way too seriously. Just tell your sister to get a job so you can buy more figurines.
You say that like anyone thinks you're better than Eric.I’m not Eric Hildeman and it’s not that simple.
At least his sister is a hooker which technically means she’s employed.You say that like anyone thinks you're better than Eric.
Agnosticism is the only correct position to hold from a scientific point of view. Trying to prove or disprove the existence of a supreme deity based on empiricism is folly. Faith or a lack of it can be the only decisive factor.
I also read what most people would consider garbage. I read Mary Roach constantly. Just pop-sci shit.You read, Turk?
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