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I like that his own fears troll him and nobody has to even do a bit on him. He is constantly worried about dumb shit like someone making a twitter account with his photo.
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Scalzi. There's a missing tweet with it for context.
I guarantee @Turk February would unironically have a good time here.the second hand embarrassment I get from viewing this never diminishes.
Holy fucking shit, clean your stove, you monster. Oh, and the wall.look at the wall. Jeez
Also just had to simp for the sideways head bitch despite being in a relationship
Jesus Fuuuuuuuucking CHRIST! HE LIVES LIKE A GODDAMN ANIMAL!look at the wall. Jeez
Also just had to simp for the sideways head bitch despite being in a relationship
As if there weren't already plenty of reasons to despise him, a fucking electric stove. I bet he never uses it for the one thing it's good for, either: toasting flour tortillas. Twisted little creature.look at the wall. Jeez
Also just had to simp for the sideways head bitch despite being in a relationship
nice stove from the 90's, stupid.
An electric stove so old it has AN ANALOG CLOCK in the middle. Might be a early 90s GE Hotpoint.As if there weren't already plenty of reasons to despise him, a fucking electric stove. I bet he never uses it for the one thing it's good for, either: toasting flour tortillas. Twisted little creature.
Perhaps older than that. In my early years (80s) we had a mustard-yellow approximation of that.An electric stove so old it has AN ANALOG CLOCK in the middle. Might be a early 90s GE Hotpoint.
The current house came with some modern electric (no gas here if I wanted it) and I fucking hate it. How he fuck do you control temp on the fly? Had gas in the previous, which I learned to love. I've pretty much given up on frying stuff as it feels like a gazillion minutes to heat up, and then no way of getting ahead of spikes and dips.As if there weren't already plenty of reasons to despise him, a fucking electric stove. I bet he never uses it for the one thing it's good for, either: toasting flour tortillas. Twisted little creature.
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