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Faggot, you better show up. I’m getting tired of this

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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Hey, Ray I looked into the booking flights from Poland to NYC and it’s pretty pricey. Meet me half way?
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Motherfucker all I asked for was a private flight from Ontario, a three night stay at a five star hotel, and a private flight back and you couldn't even do that. Now here you are planning vacations with my good friend Ray Wilson. I'm the one getting high-hatted here. You're giving me the high-hat.
 

CQ Beans

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Motherfucker all I asked for was a private flight from Ontario, a three night stay at a five star hotel, and a private flight back and you couldn't even do that. Now here you are planning vacations with my good friend Ray Wilson. I'm the one getting high-hatted here. You're giving me the high-hat.
Hey, Abe I have a better idea. Why don’t I pay for some shit hole on 10th Ave, drive there from W’Burg, kick your ghost ass and demand that you be grateful for the opportunity!
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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You need to sic Todd Bridges on him, Abe!

Oh wait, did Todd past? I can't keep track of the 80's child actor castoffs that live in your barn.





Tell Willy Ames that Ray Wilson says hello.

When he asks who I am, don't answer him.
Todd's still alive. He's recently been in the press saying he believes that Gary Coleman was murdered. I think he's confusing real life with Postal 2 because he's a stupid drug addict. Todd would never protect me. He'd help CQ attack me and then rifle through my wallet for the 700th time. He's always been a little shit. He used to steal my penile arthritis medication to get high and kept doing it even after I explained that I really need that shit and all it will do to him is make his cock floppy. Johnny Cassisi was just as bad. Ugly little fucker sold my car to a chop shop.
 

UnPRePared

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Todd's still alive. He's recently been in the press saying he believes that Gary Coleman was murdered. I think he's confusing real life with Postal 2 because he's a stupid drug addict. Todd would never protect me. He'd help CQ attack me and then rifle through my wallet for the 700th time. He's always been a little shit. He used to steal my penile arthritis medication to get high and kept doing it even after I explained that I really need that shit and all it will do to him is make his cock floppy. Johnny Cassisi was just as bad. Ugly little fucker sold my car to a chop shop.

Adam Rich could use a pound note, he might be your bodyguard.
 

Lamont & Tonelli

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Can you guys meet on neutral territory in the middle at an ethnic restaurant and just call it a day?
Me: THANK YOU
 

CQ Beans

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To anyone wondering why I won’t meet at CHH’s steak house (which I never agreed to in the first place) it’s because number one Paramus is a dangerous shithole. If I wanted to robbed at gunpoint I could walk into literally any NYC neighborhood.

Also, restaurants that advertise themselves the way this place does are usually fancy on paper but terrible service and overpriced as fuck. As in every time.

Finally, as I mentioned I’m not being dogged by some Jewish nerd from the suburbs. We will meet tomorrow over a slice and soda. He will admit to being a huge Gaylord as I grab his hand to smack him in the face while exclaiming,’ Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself!’
 

chocolatehellhole

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I’ve been to Paramus multiple times…as a child. Man up Fetterstein
Maybe it'll just be me and Sue then, Fetterster. Probably would be better conversation and less odor of Popov.
To anyone wondering why I won’t meet at CHH’s steak house (which I never agreed to in the first place) it’s because number one Paramus is a dangerous shithole. If I wanted to robbed at gunpoint I could walk into literally any NYC neighborhood.
Dangerous? It's basically strip mall after strip mall next to two regular malls. What are you talking about?
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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To anyone wondering why I won’t meet at CHH’s steak house (which I never agreed to in the first place) it’s because number one Paramus is a dangerous shithole. If I wanted to robbed at gunpoint I could walk into literally any NYC neighborhood.

Also, restaurants that advertise themselves the way this place does are usually fancy on paper but terrible service and overpriced as fuck. As in every time.

Finally, as I mentioned I’m not being dogged by some Jewish nerd from the suburbs. We will meet tomorrow over a slice and soda. He will admit to being a huge Gaylord as I grab his hand to smack him in the face while exclaiming,’ Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself!’
The stubby-thumbed jew nerd isn't afraid to walk around Paramus, but you (the guy who refuses to fly me both ways and pay for my stay) are?
 

CQ Beans

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Maybe it'll just be me and Sue then, Fetterster. Probably would be better conversation and less odor of Popov.

Dangerous? It's basically strip mall after strip mall next to two regular malls. What are you talking about?
Popov? As if I’d be that fancy. Dude, Paramus is Detroit in the next five years.

What exactly is your deal with NYC? Also, what grand plans am I interrupting by inviting you to the pizzeria that YOU fucking suggested?

Edit: ‘less odor’ Does Sue drink, too? You’re not making sense.
 
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