Fantasy Football is the gayest thing ever

[FranksWirecutters]

I hate all sports . Fucking gay.

 

[FranksWirecutters]

Nice parenting, stupid. Kid will probably get addicted to pot and become a roofer blaming minorities for why his life sucks

No offense @NortheastPhilly

 

[satanssockpuppet]

I was in a league for around fifteen years. Then this one faggot tried to submit his lineup at 1:20PM on Sunday, and everyone just said "LOL fuck you, no". And he started whining about how he had to work and how it was so unfair, then he quit, and so did his equally faggoty brother. Then this other queer, who once had HIS WIFE phone in his draft, who was sitting at 8-0, quit because he lost out on Ryan Fitzpatrick, who would have been his third QB. So we had three ghost teams, which sucked because we were playing for real money (around $2000 for the winner), and the ghost teams were run by the commissioner, so the integrity of the whole thing fell apart. And who needs that kind of faggotry on a nice Sunday afternoon?

 

[NortheastPhilly]

But dude, Brian Thomas lowkey went off last week

 

[Africa.com]

I was in a league for around fifteen years. Then this one faggot tried to submit his lineup at 1:20PM on Sunday, and everyone just said "LOL fuck you, no". And he started whining about how he had to work and how it was so unfair, then he quit, and so did his equally faggoty brother. Then this other queer, who once had HIS WIFE phone in his draft, who was sitting at 8-0, quit because he lost out on Ryan Fitzpatrick, who would have been his third QB. So we had three ghost teams, which sucked because we were playing for real money (around $2000 for the winner), and the ghost teams were run by the commissioner, so the integrity of the whole thing fell apart. And who needs that kind of faggotry on a nice Sunday afternoon?

I got kicked out of a league for my spicy memes. If you don't want faggot jokes don't tell group chat you have a faggot brother, ok?

 

[satanssockpuppet]

I got kicked out of a league for my spicy memes. If you don't want faggot jokes don't tell group chat you have a faggot brother, ok?

One year, I won the fantasy league and the weekly pick pool, so I met up with the commissioner after the (real) Super Bowl to collect my $3500. We usually used the league fees to pay for a post-season bar outing, where everyone would collect their various winnings, but that year, everyone fagged out so it was just me and the commissioner. He suggested shooting a game of pool for the fee money, which was around $400. I suck at pool, but I figured what the fuck. On his second shot, he sank the 8-ball. He got all mad, and asked to go double or nothing. Then, on his third shot, he sank the 8-ball again, and I made a quick $800 more. He's still all sore and pissy about it to this day.

 

[Africa.com]

One year, I won the fantasy league and the weekly pick pool, so I met up with the commissioner after the (real) Super Bowl to collect my $3500. We usually used the league fees to pay for a post-season bar outing, where everyone would collect their various winnings, but that year, everyone fagged out so it was just me and the commissioner. He suggested shooting a game of pool for the fee money, which was around $400. I suck at pool, but I figured what the fuck. On his second shot, he sank the 8-ball. He got all mad, and asked to go double or nothing. Then, on his third shot, he sank the 8-ball again, and I made a quick $800 more. He's still all sore and pissy about it to this day.

The guy said something about his brother being a gay, so the next time we played I beat him and said "man you must be as disappointed as when your Dad found out "brother" was a Peter pumper" and it kinda escalated from there. They all had a football Sunday watch party I didn't go to (watching football on the TV with other men IS gay) and the chat was full of Trump etc memes so I sent the pic below and said "soon it will ALL be clean" and my buddy who thought it was funny left the room to call and tell me how badly they were freaking out.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

The last time I won a season of fantasy football, the year started with a 1. Kurt Warner was my starter.

 

[Honeycomb Hideout]

Its nothing but commercials anyway


I waNNaaA pay with ylu everywhereeeee!!!!

 

[Pussymagnetpat]

Nice spending your only day off inhaling carbs and watching retard IQ niggers get paid millions and dance like a bunch of broadway fags. There are countless TV shows now that talk about nothing but "FaaAanTTaaAAAssSSyyYY". What faggot shit is this? Grown fucking men in suits all serious about playing pretend. So gay and jewish.


"Your starting Ja'Varius vs. Bengals D?!?"

"I might have to lowkey pickup La'Kwando on waivers..."

"bro! May'Kwell went off for 30 points!"

This is the only conversations I hear white people having. Men and women.

Fuck off. Shut the fuck up and bet the spread like a man. Try actually watching a fucking game you cunt faggots. Or get off your ass and so something useful.

"Yo! Kids not even gonna make the playoffs this year if he's got RaMarckus starting at tight end!"

You dont think these guys are cool?
Theyre just chilling bro. Hold this L my guy

 

[Ronnie G]

I tried it once as a kid; pretty sure I had Bengals Carson Palmer as my QB, so it's been a minute.

Though it is funny to think of a Steve C looking mug in his Raiders jersey get upset and call his wife a whore after finishing second AGAIN, I do plenty of frivolous shit myself to keep the darkness away.

 

[Jenna]

Got Stroud off waivers so now I have the complicated task of trying to sell Mahomes to an idiot.

Patty State Farm is clearly doing what Brady used to do, give 60% effort in the regular season knowing his team will get to the playoffs, but that translates to awful 11-point week performances. Still, hopefully his name value is enough to entice someone.