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Not a film but I just rewatched The People vs OJ Simpson. Great miniseries, amazing acting all around with the exception of Cuba Gooding Jr.
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I saw Adaptation at the theater and did not get it. Please inform me of what I watched. (I did understand the evolution slant of adaptation referenced in the movie a few times, but that was about it)adaptation. Same guy who wrote Being John Malkovich. It's a mindfuck of a movie once you realize what you're actually watching. Nicholas Cage plays a nervous, sweating writer who wants to adapt a simple book into a movie, without all the typical Hollywood nonsense.
I remember watching I Love You Phillip Morris and pretty early on you see Jim Carrey all sweaty just pounding a dude in the ass. I knew what the movie was about going into it but that was honestly a hilariously jarring sight and I stopped watching it not long after.I love You Phillip Morris. It's a movie based on a "true story" about a con-man's escapades, including his multiple successful escapes from prison. It stars a very out-of-character Jim Carry, and I believe his only other movie where he isn't completely "Jim Carry" He plays a gay man, and there are a few scenes of softcore buttfucking and some deep mouth kissing so be careful if you're so homophobic you don't wipe your own bootyhole. I say "true story" since the movie apparently completely mixes up the timeliness events on purpose.
adaptation. Same guy who wrote Being John Malkovich. It's a mindfuck of a movie once you realize what you're actually watching. Nicholas Cage plays a nervous, sweating writer who wants to adapt a simple book into a movie, without all the typical Hollywood nonsense.
I'm on the fence with Lucky Number S7even. I'll say it tries way too hard to be Tarantino but still worth a watch just to judge it.
I saw Adaptation at the theater and did not get it. Please inform me of what I watched. (I did understand the evolution slant of adaptation referenced in the movie a few times, but that was about it)
Charlie wanted to adapt a book about flowers exactly how it was written, without the Hollywood "touch" that would involve unnecessary drama and action that producers and directors usually want to put in to make the movie more interesting and driven to the audience they're attempting to target. Charlie keeps trying to write a script but keeps getting stuck and ultimately keeps tossing drafts. His twin brother out of nowhere decides he's going to write some kind of nonsense predictable thriller Charlie says is really dumb, but his brother apparently gets the script picked up anyway despite how lame Charlie thinks it is.
That being said, what seems to happen is Charlie gives in to Hollywood and writes the very movie we're watching, complete with action, car chases, and drugs, where the main character gets the girl in the end; all the things he said he loathed about all modern Hollywood movies. The whole movie adaption. is Charlie's adaptation of the book he was trying to script. One also has to wonder if his twin brother actually physically existed, or if it was just Charlie manifesting the person he wished he was (confident, successful). It's a common theme of most if not all of Charlie Kaufman's films.
...so you don't wipe your own booty hole then?I remember watching I Love You Phillip Morris and pretty early on you see Jim Carrey all sweaty just pounding a dude in the ass. I knew what the movie was about going into it but that was honestly a hilariously jarring sight and I stopped watching it not long after.
Yeah, I wipe my ass, dummy. I blast water up it with a bidet too. Something about seeing Ace Ventura having hard anal sex with a man was weird to me....so you don't wipe your own booty hole then?
Yeah, that was a pretty funny scene in retrospect. Especially knowing that Carrey is a total piece of shit cunt hound who gave his ex herpes and she killed herselfYeah, I wipe my ass, dummy. I blast water up it with a bidet too. Something about seeing Ace Ventura having hard anal sex with a man was weird to me.
Yeah, that was a pretty funny scene in retrospect. Especially knowing that Carrey is a total piece of shit cunt hound who gave his ex herpes and she killed herself
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