For the Very Few Eurovision Watchers on Here

[Turk February]

New UMK entry aired while I was passed out. It's definitely not winning even the national contest.

 

[StlakerFatti]

you are the @Dabbler of eurovision, except we are sure you're retarded and feel bad for what is happening to you

 

[Turk February]

you are the @Dabbler of eurovision, except we are sure you're retarded and feel bad for what is happening to you

You are gay when I find my lighter I'll light you on fire. Then piss in the other direction.

 

[Turk February]

Yeah I've listened to Malta a few times it's definitely "im serving cunt, there's something that I think you should know".

 

[Turk February]

Greece sends in another another depressing submission. Why is everyone such a bummer this year?

 

[Cptbaldopie]

There's 2 words I'm trying to stop using. I'm sure you can guess what they are.

I got $10 on nigger faggot

 

[Turk February]

There's a metalcore submission to UMK. It might win.

 

[Turk February]

 

[Turk February]

Greece has another depressing submission. What the fuck. This is supposed to be fun.

 

[Turk February]

It's literally a song about losing a child as a parent. It's a fucking pop song contest!

 

[Turk February]

Hey guess what Poland submitted? Some more depressing shit.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Nobody is happy anymore and Yurovision is gonna let you know it.

 

[Turk February]

Nobody is happy anymore and Yurovision is gonna let you know it.

Finland has a happy submission but it could struggle. But it actually has a chance because so far it has no competition. It's just a metal song about loving your dog.

 

[Turk February]

Oh shit Esti Laul has a new participant.

 

[Turk February]

Very traditional trance-dance track. I am not sure how well it will do.

 

[Turk February]

Omg I just listened to all of Greece's submissions. They should be ashamed. Utter garbage.

 

[Turk February]

The latest UMK entry is so shit.

 

[Turk February]

Greece sucks absolute shit. I am shocked they are doing as poorly is they are. Some years some countries tank on purpose for economic reasons. Will Farrell made a movie about it.

 

[Turk February]

Poland has a new submission. It's not bad at all.

 

[Turk February]