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For the Very Few Eurovision Watchers on Here

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I don't hate it. It's an okay song. But will I remember it in May? Probably not. Anyone can play it to. If you have a keyboard, I'm guessing here - I think it's Am to G to F to G. With no flourishes no nothing. Germany. You stink.
 

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Okay. I'm limiting my gambling to 7 bets and it's hard. Will update you in April but against odds Germany, Lithuania, Estonia, and Albania get my top 10 vote. I will likely lose.
 

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Cba reading back through the thread, but I will say it's a travesty Adel The Second didn't make it over the line for Denmark. Quirked up white boy goated with the sauce clearly too scary for the ancient judging panel.


 

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This will be Sweden's entry into Eurovision. I don't think non-Swedes will pick up on this but they sing in a Finnish-Swedish dialect with some Finnish lines in there as well.

For some reason this is number one in the betting pool. It's just three middle aged men singing about wanting to go to the sauna. I do find myself singing it every time I read the title but I think people are strongly overestimating it.

Edit 1: final betting odds I think


I don't agree with any of the top 3. The betting odds also don't match anywhere near the televote projections. This is going to be a wild year to gamble on.

Edit 2: Luxembourg, Albania, and Lithuania in top 10 are all very good long shot odd bets if you wanna gamble a small amount of money. I might actually put Albania for top 3 for like 10 bucks as one of my bets.
 
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The EBU has forced Malta's entry "Serving Kant" to change its lyrics for sounding too much like "im serving cunt" which decision is arguably violating both the national language rules of Eurovision and the whole point of having a European Broadcasting Union. I'm hoping the audience just roars out "CUNT" during the semi final performance.
 

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I don't hate it. It's an okay song. But will I remember it in May? Probably not. Anyone can play it to. If you have a keyboard, I'm guessing here - I think it's Am to G to F to G. With no flourishes no nothing. Germany. You stink.

This is the only catchy song in this thread. It's funny the Germans are hating on it when it's easily better than any of the other dreck they've sent in recently.
 
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