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THAT’S RIGHT, libtard! AntH, according to our PACT WE MADE, has “some acreage” for ME, the “happy to be here” OLDER brother (taller too, I’m 6’1”
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Found Nana's new house
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THAT’S RIGHT, libtard! AntH, according to our PACT WE MADE, has “some acreage” for ME, the “happy to be here” OLDER brother (taller too, I’m 6’1”
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Of course it has a little playground.
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It won’t take long for Nana to fuck it all up and drive the value way down. Cumias have a habit of being self destructive jizz rags on society.
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He's going to South Carolina.
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Greer? That's fucking nuts. I know someone who lives there.
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Oh no
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His own Neverland Ranch
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Oh no
He definitely made a "joke" about leaving the kids furniture there, and pinches his helmet thinking about sniffing the bedsheets and that little chair.
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Queue Johnny Sac references to his house. Fucking predictable wop.
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Why does he insist on getting family home in a neighborhood meant for families? He doesn't realize it yet, but nosey-ass southerners just love to question why a single man with no kids is living in the neighborhood with them. All the pictures scream "this is for an upper middle class family!" There's an essential oils rack in the laundry room he'll barely use and the pool has a fence so the kids you don't watch don't drown. What could he have possibly seen in this place to make him pay that much for that house? The value is gonna plummet as soon as the market crashes too.
Just get a 2 or 3 bedroom on some real wooded acreage or at least one with some ponds and views and shit so you can fish and shoot your guns...oh wait.
Pedro and them are gonna have a great time charging him premium to cut all that grass too. At least this house isn't filled with vast empty rooms that sucks up AC. It really is a nice house, but I have a feeling he's going to fuck it all up.
Just get a 2 or 3 bedroom on some real wooded acreage or at least one with some ponds and views and shit so you can fish and shoot your guns...oh wait.
Pedro and them are gonna have a great time charging him premium to cut all that grass too. At least this house isn't filled with vast empty rooms that sucks up AC. It really is a nice house, but I have a feeling he's going to fuck it all up.
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Did he buy this place already? Where did this come from?
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He's been posting pics of it on his new Twitter account, @apartmentboss
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Did he buy it or just looking at it?
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This house doesn’t exist. Looks like CGI
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I think he put in an offer
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When does Suelightning.com get put on the neighborhood facebook page?
TRANTHONY GROOMIA - THAT'S YOU.
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Looks like he's just looking at it
I don't know whether Ant will get the house, so here's my unbiased opinion. It reminds me of the Simpsons house, maybe a bit bit better, so Flanders'. What would be expected of a solidly middle class family (college educated, two parents, small business owner or regular professional salary) with your standard fireplace, fire pit, three car garage, and four bedrooms. No basement for Ant to store the boxes of native soil his kind requires to rest. It's a definite step down at 3500 square feet, and just 4 acres in South Carolina is hardly fair compensation unless you are the intended market, a fucking family. Ant just living in the house would make it stupid because it's not for purpose for anything even Ant supposedly wants. Quality broadcasts often occur in a spare 14X12 bedroom. The backyard isn't the fucking grotto at the Playboy Mansion, it's a pool and a fire pit and some grass for to play with your dogs and kids, neither of which Ant has. What could possibly be the practical benefit of a decent family human home for an indecent, lonely ghoul?
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The expansive backyard and pool area are nice. Who's going to enjoy it with him? His only friends are his mutant listeners, and they're not "fleeing communist New York" because they have jobs and families and responsibilities. His dumb brother can't leave because he won't leave his daughter, and his ex won't let her move. Seems like Greer, SC is four hours away from Myrtle Beach, where his sister lives. Is Missy coming along and relegating herself to live in isolation and complete solitude with this decaying husk of humanity? How long will she put up with hearing the same Dice impressions and watching I Love Lucy reruns day after day after day, until she flees again?
I can't wait until about three weeks in, Anthony is sitting there in the dark, getting drunk by the pool alone, and just waiting for death to free him from this cursed life he's engineered.
I can't wait until about three weeks in, Anthony is sitting there in the dark, getting drunk by the pool alone, and just waiting for death to free him from this cursed life he's engineered.
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He could easily rent a huge $2000 apartment for the next 20 years and only spend half a mil. What's the point of that house unless Joe's making his way down as well?