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Oh, Bret Weir? What is this?
This is the super across the way. He was supposed take care of some business for me and I'm very angry at that little jerk? Alright? Now I'm gonna break his fuckin head.
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No toilet paper dispenser. Plenty of lotion though. Priorities.
Insane.He just did 112 prisonings in 33 minutes.
So now we know what Pat does at the gym. He's one of those jerkoffs that get on the treadmill and walk -5mph while reading. Nice workout, stupid.View attachment 188753
Oh, Bret Weir? What is this?
This is the super across the way. He was supposed take care of some business for me and I'm very angry at that little jerk? Alright? Now I'm gonna break his fuckin head.
Lmao pat isn't reading shit, he's half listening to an audiobook while browsing twitter.So now we know what Pat does at the gym. He's one of those jerkoffs that get on the treadmill and walk -5mph while reading. Nice workout, stupid.
Then he treats himself to bar slop and booze afterward and adds all the calories back that he burned during his "workout" (about 10 calories) plus 1,000 more.So now we know what Pat does at the gym. He's one of those jerkoffs that get on the treadmill and walk -5mph while reading. Nice workout, stupid.
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Nandos? She knows her place.
I have not read Project Hail Mary, but having read The Martian, it's probably right up Pat's alley. The premise of The Martian is a good/fun one, and the science in it was (probably, I have no clue) accurate but good God was that book poorly written. Amateur and boring prose, one dimensional and undeveloped characters who said the stupidest and most obvious things possible, and horrible attempts at humor (numerous "Disco Sucks" jokes, for example). If you stripped away the good parts and cranked the level of boredom to 10, it could have been a Pat novel. Dreck.View attachment 188753
Oh, Bret Weir? What is this?
This is the super across the way. He was supposed take care of some business for me and I'm very angry at that little jerk? Alright? Now I'm gonna break his fuckin head.
Patrick is VERY responsiveLook at these timestamps. He's going nuts.
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This is incredible
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You donβt think engaging with strangers like that is a good idea for someone who's had HBP since their 20s?"Must... correcT... record...!!!"
His pressured heart is gonna burst like a paint balloon.
"Mr Tomlinson, you ARE the caretaker here. You uh... were arrested for threatening to chop your wife and unborn daughter up into little pieces."
"That's strange, sir. I don't have a recollection of that at all."
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That he has that much shit at home and looks the way he does is fucking bananas. I have one kettlebell and my tits point straight ahead.I knew I had seen that teenagers mustang car picture somewhere
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My weed dealer used to make us watch him fuck his pet monkey before he'd sell to us.In all seriousness though, the last thing anyone wants when using an Airbnb property is the fucking owner hanging around. You pay for the use of the property, not to be a lodger while some fat oaf loiters like a bad smell. In reality, his constant presence would be a cause for complaint, not a positive. His ego has to make out like he's the main attraction though.
Also "He lives upstairs" one of them wrote. Notice not "they live upstairs." Housemates not spouses confirmed.
I think these are all Niki's johns. They just use fake pictures and euphemistic language. Their "Pet's" are code for their diaper-dog sex slaves....Okay this is how I know Pat is full of shit (among everything else he's done in his life):
1a) The number of people who've stayed there has to be exaggerated. 100+ in a year, which means on average everyone stayed only one night or two because otherwise it exceeds the limit of 180 nights of rental per year. Any vacation taken by Pat and Niki during this time throws the numbers out of whack.
1b) Oh and all these people left reviews lauding Rick himself.
2) If you're only somewhere for even two nights, why the fuck are you having a group over or throwing a party? Typically people stay at these places because of some function they're attending.
3) Who - in CURRENT YEAR - does not know not to smoke indoors, let alone someone's house.
The more you tie these lies together, the fatter he truly looks.
Hoping this is a reference to something I don't getMy weed dealer used to make us watch him fuck his pet monkey before he'd sell to us.
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