How many of these faggots have you conversed with?

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Back when I was a lifeguard in Jersey there was one guy I worked with that was really into comedy. I brought up Patrice the one day and I figured Id ask if he knew about O&A. He said he did and that in the summer of 2001 (his rookie year on the patrol), Lynsi Smigo fucked almost the entire Wildwood Beach Patrol including him and said she gave the best head he ever had.

You gotta give credit to the Opster, if you're going to get with a hot younger woman who fucked her way through the greater philly area, might as well go for the best blowjob you can find.

 

[TomFromNawlins]

Back when I was a lifeguard in Jersey there was one guy I worked with that was really into comedy. I brought up Patrice the one day and I figured Id ask if he knew about O&A. He said he did and that in the summer of 2001 (his rookie year on the patrol), Lynsi Smigo fucked almost the entire Wildwood Beach Patrol including him and said she gave the best head he ever had.

Sounds about right for Wildwood, espcially late 90s/early 00s.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

Sounds about right for Wildwood, espcially late 90s/early 00s.

I missed the glory days when it was truly shooting fish in a barrel. I could still get some fawkin tail down there but times had changed and it was no longer the “American Pie” era

 

[N64 Cube]

Not related to O&A, but I wrote something on Nirvana's FB page and Krist Noveselic responded to it and called me an asshole.

He’s obviously in the wrong. Whatever you said was very deserving

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Back when I was a lifeguard in Jersey there was one guy I worked with that was really into comedy. I brought up Patrice the one day and I figured Id ask if he knew about O&A. He said he did and that in the summer of 2001 (his rookie year on the patrol), Lynsi Smigo fucked almost the entire Wildwood Beach Patrol including him and said she gave the best head he ever had.

lynsi has always been a transparent socially climbing whore. she slums with the little people and fucks the blue collar guys but marries a rich flounder like ope, before relegating him to the cuck shack

 

[Say “Cookie”]

Not related to O&A, but I wrote something on Nirvana's FB page and Krist Noveselic responded to it and called me an asshole.

That guy is the luckiest fucker out there. Made millions playing simplistic bass lines in mediocre fashion. There’s a reason why he hasn’t done shit since 1994.