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Howard still killing it.

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Stern wants his legacy to be anything but "crude, obnoxious radio shock-jock", but no matter how hard he tries or how queer he becomes, when he dies, every single news story about him will say "crude, obnoxious radio shock-jock". His attempts to "re-brand" himself have failed and failed badly.
 

Salted Earth Truffle

Eric Hildeman poked my no-no hole when I was 5
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Funny thing is Nana was a huge stern fan and they both turned out to be closeted homosexuals that can’t come out because they made their personas these tough manly guys.
Do you think either of them have any OG fans left?

BTW, there was a very prominent Orthodox rabbi in Brooklyn who, along with his wife, was a huge Stern fan in the ‘80s and ‘90s. According to his son (my lawyer) all the old Boro Park Jews loved Stern. I mean just in case you wanted another reason to say some edgelord shit.
 
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I hate Fred Norris so fucking much. Unfunny autist who does the 3rd grade mimic thing in every argument. He's one of the few people who makes me legitimately angry. Fucking elderly tranny. I want him to die.
Fred is a giant fag. Years ago, I went to a local bar where, unbeknownst to me, Fred's band "King Norris" was playing. No one was there to see him and no one cared in the least, and Fred was getting all pissy, whining between songs about how everyone needed to quiet down and etc. He looked like he wanted to cry.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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Do you think either of them have any OG fans left?

BTW, there was a very prominent Orthodox rabbi in Brooklyn who, along with his wife, was a huge Stern fan in the ‘80s and ‘90s. According to his son (my lawyer) all the old Boro Park Jews loved Stern. I mean just in case you wanted another reason to say some edgelord shit.

Maybe Cumia does that actually pay for compound but I can’t see Stern having next to any of his OG fan base since he’s become everything he was supposed to hate about celebrities being fake. When he tried to sell his fans a new “book” that was actually transcripts of his interviews with 10 new pages that should have been the nail in the coffin for any old school fans.
 
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I remember years ago Stern had Ace Frehley of KISS on and he said he wouldn’t talk about Kiss. Manager pulled him out about 5 minutes in because Stern asked him about Kiss. King of all media got walked out on by Ace Frehley.
That's an example of Howard being a good broadcaster, though. Any non-Kiss related Ace Frehley story is probably worse than dead air.
 
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Turns out that whomever was booking all those porn stars on Stern back in the day was doing is so they could have "lunch with Les Moonves" after the show:
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In light of the whole CBS having to pay a bunch of money​



In light of the whole CBS having to pay a bunch of money because of Les Moonves’ behavior, I am reminded of the reason this permanent A list radio host used to have so many p.o.r..n stars and strippers on his show, back when it was good.
They would do the show and then various executives would take them to “lunch.”
Howard Stern
The Howard Stern Show"


 

Udders

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His ego tells him otherwise, I remember him bitching that his staff couldn’t get him neil young after kissing his ass on the air for years. He really believed he was 100% the reason for Sirius subscriber numbers to the point he sued them because he believed he earned a bonus from brining in subscribers. That suit didn’t go well. You know Joe Rogan’s podcast success drives him insane
The suit was because of the Sirius/XM merger. He Jewly argued that the the XM subscribers brought in due to the merger, should count towards totals triggering his Sirius subscriber bonus. He lost and has been phoning it in since.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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The suit was because of the Sirius/XM merger. He Jewly argued that the the XM subscribers brought in due to the merger, should count towards totals triggering his Sirius subscriber bonus. He lost and has been phoning it in since.
Wow, that’s even worse than I thought. I just remember him yelling that he brought Sirius all their numbers (even though you have to pay extra for him so all subscribers are not getting Sirius for him) and they weren’t keeping their end of the deal that he signed. Of course once it got to court it was over quick and I don’t think he ever told his listeners what happened.

I bet once he dies Ralph will be the first to write a “tell all” book because he’s a worm like Norton.
 

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Turns out that whomever was booking all those porn stars on Stern back in the day was doing is so they could have "lunch with Les Moonves" after the show:
"

In light of the whole CBS having to pay a bunch of money​



In light of the whole CBS having to pay a bunch of money because of Les Moonves’ behavior, I am reminded of the reason this permanent A list radio host used to have so many p.o.r..n stars and strippers on his show, back when it was good.
They would do the show and then various executives would take them to “lunch.”
Howard Stern
The Howard Stern Show"


Makes sense, his stripper / porn star interviews got old quick, only Artie could make them listenable. Only thing more cringe was when OnA had strippers on and tried to impress the girls.
 

BonnieMcFarlaneMe2

my sweet, sweet bonnie has never been “blacked” ❤️
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Fred is a giant fag. Years ago, I went to a local bar where, unbeknownst to me, Fred's band "King Norris" was playing. No one was there to see him and no one cared in the least, and Fred was getting all pissy, whining between songs about how everyone needed to quiet down and etc. He looked like he wanted to cry.
King Norris? I can’t believe you made me hate him even more. At least Stuttering John was plugging “comedy” gigs.
 
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Speaking of Howie here he is today claiming if Herschel Walker wins Georgia there’s gonna be a civil war. It’s sad what a joke he’s become
It's almost difficult to believe how dumb and ill-informed he is these days. Regardless of his "beliefs" (and that's all for show), he sounds like a total imbecile when he talks about current events, politics, history and etc. It's all just a painfully transparent, obnoxious and insincere attempt to pander to the retarded celebrities he wants to interview on his totally irrelevant show. He used to march to his own drummer (and he was nearly as stupid then but at least it was funny), but now he just finds the nearest libtard cause and sucks its cock, no matter how stupid he sounds while doing it. Howard is equally as gay as the most retarded Trumpie queer, it's just the other side of a deeply embarrassing coin. And no matter how hard he sucks up to them, celebs like Kimmel and the like are still going to laugh at him behind his back.
 

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Funny thing is Nana was a huge stern fan and they both turned out to be closeted homosexuals that can’t come out because they made their personas these tough manly guys.
Stern never once did the persona of the tough alpha guy. He was married since college. His persona was always the loyal and devoted husband and father who was simply goofing off on air but never wanted anyone but his wife. He would try to come across as the perfect husband who would never leave his wife and was not interested in the 'shock jock' or 'rocker party' lifestyle once the microphones were turned off. Stern literally did an entire major movie about himself being a dopey country music DJ and dweeb. His image was all about his stable home environment and marriage.

Once his wife left him he arranged a couple of celebrity dates to make himself look straight. Like dating various B or C level actresses or friends of the show. Meanwhile he was probably getting banged by his assistant Ralph. Then he found Beth, who was rumored to be a high end escort, to form a public relationship with him to help curate his image once again into the guy who liked being married. And he is still in that arrangement today. Anthony is the one who was all about banging a million women and trying to date the celebrities and porn whores that came on the show.

Both Anthony and Howard are huge fags obviously. But Anthony wanted people to think that he was the tough hardcore pussy maniac who bounced from woman to woman and no amount of pussy or the tightest of gashes could quench his insatiable lust. Howard wanted people to think he was a suburban dad with a perfect family to contrast his loser shock jock pornographer image. After the divorce Howard had to create new strategies to rebrand himself as anything but a creepy shock radio hack. Like making his show as faggy as possible and all the charity work.
 
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Stern never once did the persona of the tough alpha guy. He was married since college. His persona was always the loyal and devoted husband and father who was simply goofing off on air but never wanted anyone but his wife. He would try to come across as the perfect husband who would never leave his wife and was not interested in the 'shock jock' or 'rocker party' lifestyle once the microphones were turned off. Stern literally did an entire major movie about himself being a dopey country music DJ and dweeb. His image was all about his stable home environment and marriage.

Once his wife left him he arranged a couple of celebrity dates to make himself look straight. Like dating various B or C level actresses or friends of the show. Meanwhile he was probably getting banged by his assistant Ralph. Then he found Beth, who was rumored to be a high end escort, to form a public relationship with him to help curate his image once again into the guy who liked being married. And he is still in that arrangement today. Anthony is the one who was all about banging a million women and trying to date the celebrities and porn whores that came on the show.

Both Anthony and Howard are huge fags obviously. But Anthony wanted people to think that he was the tough hardcore pussy maniac who bounced from woman to woman and no amount of pussy or the tightest of gashes could quench his insatiable lust. Howard wanted people to think he was a suburban dad with a perfect family to contrast his loser shock jock pornographer image. After the divorce Howard had to create new strategies to rebrand himself as anything but a creepy shock radio hack. Like making his show as faggy as possible and all the charity work.
It's interesting how they're both trying to deny/disguise their homosexuality, albeit in totally different ways. Howard's idea of how a heterosexual man should act involves a very visible committed love relationship with one woman, and taking a deep interest in her concerns. And Nana's idea of how a heterosexual man would behave involves openly lusting after underage girls and an overwrought disdain and disgust for relationships and women in general.

And it carries over to their secret gay lives too. Howard has been in a long-term gay relationship with Ralph for many years, while Nana is a slutty old bottom queen, paying Times Square trannies and shamelessly flirting with his bearded guests. It's interesting, the similarities. What, you've never pondered this?
 

BonnieMcFarlaneMe2

my sweet, sweet bonnie has never been “blacked” ❤️
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Stern never once did the persona of the tough alpha guy. He was married since college. His persona was always the loyal and devoted husband and father who was simply goofing off on air but never wanted anyone but his wife. He would try to come across as the perfect husband who would never leave his wife and was not interested in the 'shock jock' or 'rocker party' lifestyle once the microphones were turned off. Stern literally did an entire major movie about himself being a dopey country music DJ and dweeb. His image was all about his stable home environment and marriage.

Once his wife left him he arranged a couple of celebrity dates to make himself look straight. Like dating various B or C level actresses or friends of the show. Meanwhile he was probably getting banged by his assistant Ralph. Then he found Beth, who was rumored to be a high end escort, to form a public relationship with him to help curate his image once again into the guy who liked being married. And he is still in that arrangement today. Anthony is the one who was all about banging a million women and trying to date the celebrities and porn whores that came on the show.

Both Anthony and Howard are huge fags obviously. But Anthony wanted people to think that he was the tough hardcore pussy maniac who bounced from woman to woman and no amount of pussy or the tightest of gashes could quench his insatiable lust. Howard wanted people to think he was a suburban dad with a perfect family to contrast his loser shock jock pornographer image. After the divorce Howard had to create new strategies to rebrand himself as anything but a creepy shock radio hack. Like making his show as faggy as possible and all the charity work.
I genuinely think him and Ralph fuck each other. Beth wanted a kid but instead she has her cats. If anyone has that picture of him half sleeping at a party next to her talking to her friends please post it.
 

BonnieMcFarlaneMe2

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It's interesting how they're both trying to deny/disguise their homosexuality, albeit in totally different ways. Howard's idea of how a heterosexual man should act involves a very visible committed love relationship with one woman, and taking a deep interest in her concerns. And Nana's idea of how a heterosexual man would behave involves openly lusting after underage girls and an overwrought disdain and disgust for relationships and women in general.

And it carries over to their secret gay lives too. Howard has been in a long-term gay relationship with Ralph for many years, while Nana is a slutty old bottom queen, paying Times Square trannies and shamelessly flirting with his bearded guests. It's interesting, the similarities. What, you've never pondered this?
“Big fuckin TITS!” Ass like a snare drum. I honestly don’t think Ant is gay but at best he’s a borderline pedo. Sue kind of implied as much.
 

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I didn’t mean Howard was an alpha by being a guy that got lots of women but more that he was a married man but flirts with tons of women on his show while being “faithful” to his wife and a being a good dad. That was his whole shtick for years that he would flirt - but not cheat on - his wife because he was such a manly man. You listen to old shows and he would go on about how Jackie’s wife was a “piece of ass” yet she was just a typical bored house wife pretending to be the Madonna of Bayville. Also let’s not forget all the scores stripper parties he would talk about that were held for him and show on weekdays. Of course that manly dude / perfect husband / father persona fell apart once he got divorced and it was clear he ignored his kids to hide in his basement away from the family.

When Artie joined the show he ramped up the phony man’s man stuff with trying to talk to Artie about watching sports, Vegas / AC trips, and drinking yet it was clear he was full of shit. Artie left and Howard was able to finally talk about his real favorite type of tv - the bachelor and talent shows.
 

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It's interesting how they're both trying to deny/disguise their homosexuality, albeit in totally different ways. Howard's idea of how a heterosexual man should act involves a very visible committed love relationship with one woman, and taking a deep interest in her concerns. And Nana's idea of how a heterosexual man would behave involves openly lusting after underage girls and an overwrought disdain and disgust for relationships and women in general.

And it carries over to their secret gay lives too. Howard has been in a long-term gay relationship with Ralph for many years, while Nana is a slutty old bottom queen, paying Times Square trannies and shamelessly flirting with his bearded guests. It's interesting, the similarities. What, you've never pondered this?
Also interesting to note their lives are pretty similar now - obviously Stern has more money - but they’re both miserable and pretty much cut off from the world. Ant is spending his days getting drunk playing video games online in a lonely apartment while Stern is an old grumpy asshole that has barely left the house in years over “Covid” concerns long after the rest of the country has moved on. Both are deeply closeted homosexuals that can’t come out because of their crafted personas. They both still do radio shows but who is listening?
 
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