I broke my toilet seat dude.

[Monk]

I made a vow long ago never to put liquid up my ass again and I don't intend to break it.

If the bidet water goes up your ass instead of just warrrshing the area off then you are probably a fag with a loose butthole to begin with.

 

[TorpidSloth]

Just squat

This one's for you, coprophilster

 

[Sue Lightning]

Make like an Indian and find your nearest sidewalk

 

[Sue Lightning]

I broke my toilet seat dude. I broke my toilet seat man. Hold my hand.

Hold my handle man

 

[chocolatehellhole]

This one's for you, coprophilster

Artificially inflated size perspective because of your low british toilet water level.

2.5/5