I called a cat a “nigger” yesterday

[Uncle Floyd]

BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT IT WAS

 

[Nigger John]

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Hahahhaha

 

[Andy Elliott]

Nigger used to be a common name for cats

 

[Kinderman]

 

[Lunkhead]

I was cutting grass yesterday doing sidework in the neighborhood (so i can get my son a badass birfday gift).The carburetor kept getting stuck and revving real high and i kicked it and said “YOU
PIECE OF SHIT!” and the old lady that lives next door came out and asked if i wanted to pray with her because she heard my “nasty language”. Oopsie doodles.

I went to the gym today to run a few miles, as I do a few times a week in the winter. Between miles, I sometimes hop on a row machine for a few minutes just to change muscle groups.

While I was rowing, a lady was on a stairmaster next to me. I don’t know her, but I’ve been seeing her come in since the beginning of the year. So a resolutioner who survived the first three weeks. Good on her. Now, there’s no way to beat around it, this is a large lady, well into obese territory from a medical standpoint. But she’s on this stairmaster just fucking crushing it. Probably 75-80 stairs a minute, for a good 15 minutes by the time I sit down to row, which is more than I can do at the moment.

And wouldn’t you know, some fucking brototype just has to walk by and say something shitty about her weight to me. She’s got earbuds in, but the look on her face tells me she heard.

Now, I’ve been going to the gym regularly for four and a half years, and at my gym, you almost never hear shit like this. And there’s a good reason for that, it’s rude, cruel, and entirely counter-productive.

So I got up from my machine and told him, “Wait right there.” Then I went and grabbed two 60lb dumbells off the free weight rack and handed them to him.

“What are these for?” The brotosaurus asked.

“For you, while you do stairs for…” I glanced at her display, “15 minutes.”

“What? I can’t do stairs with that much extra weight,” he said.

“Really? Because she can. So until you’re as tough as she is, maybe keep your mouth shut,” I said.

Because I’m sorry, but that shit isn’t going to fly around me. I have my issues with the body positivity movement and its tactic acceptance of unhealthy lifestyles, but this is someone who has made a commitment to changing her circumstances and is putting in the REALLY hard work necessary.

The dead last thing anyone in her situation needs, or deserves, is some little brohemian asshole who can’t relate to what she’s going through making snide remarks while she’s actively engaging in making a positive change. She has earned encouragement from other people making the same strides. And if that’s too hard, then the least she deserves is his silence.

End gym rant.

 

[SensibleKeks]

"Hey, quit stealing my moves!"

 

[Dog Eater]

For work I had to go on a customers property for like 15 minutes.

This good looking cat comes out of nowhere and I start doing my thing of “ what up little guy”. “Looking good buddy!” “Great day isn’t it!”

So he happily comes up to me and I stick out my fist so he can head butt it and rub it…

He hits it and hissed at me!!!

I legit said “ nigger!”

Good thing no one heard it I guess

Cats are just good at setting boundaries and if they’re not in mood to have their head scratched they’ll fucken let you know about it. It’s funny because tigers have exactly the same personality and zoo keepers and shit still act surprised when they randomly get their arm bitten off by their big friend.

 

[Gimli Son Of Gloin]

Maybe that's just the cat's name so it's okay

 

[Not bad]

You put your whole fist out? Cats prefer if you go like this so they can rub their nose and whiskers against the finger.

 

[Nigger John]

This was the cat in less human form:

 

[BUBBLER]

This was the cat in less human form:

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Do you find this photo to be erotic?

 

[RoTheHo69]

 

[RoTheHo69]

 

[RoTheHo69]

 

[Nigger John]

Good ska song