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I come in peace. Someone explain it to me.

NoBacon

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There's a LOT of things that the modern church clings to that aren't supported by Scripture. The Rapture is one of them, as is the concept of "once saved, always saved". You CAN lose your salvation, which is why it's important to maintain your relationship with The Lord through things like prayer.

It's why you so often see preachers and so-called "holy rollers" often caught up in scandals, almost always of a sexual nature. They believe that they have a eternal "Get Out of Hell - FREE" card and thus don't have to worry about things like temptation. They're above it, and even if they're not, hey - I'm saved, right? So God's got my back no matter what!

Howard Pittman summed it up perfectly for me, I believe his testimony that he was sent back to preach an urgent message to everybody facing the end days.

He basically said Satan said he was going to compromise the church and he has done, and there’s one true church and God will open all doors so they hear his warning. He implies denomination doesn’t really matter anymore.

The message tldr

Satan is real and he controls this world, and you need to begin to understand spiritual warfare quickly.

If you want the power of Christ to manifest in your life, you need to start ACTING and not just professing.

There’s not long left before His everlasting judgment is administered.
 

Rick Roblinson

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Howard Pittman summed it up perfectly for me, I believe his testimony that he was sent back to preach an urgent message to everybody facing the end days.

He basically said Satan said he was going to compromise the church and he has done, and there’s one true church and God will open all doors so they hear his warning. He implies denomination doesn’t really matter anymore.

The message tldr

Satan is real and he controls this world, and you need to begin to understand spiritual warfare quickly.

If you want the power of Christ to manifest in your life, you need to start ACTING and not just professing.

There’s not long left before His everlasting judgment is administered.
So I just talked to God and he said Howard Pittman is a fucking faggot and that so is Satan. God is #1 and everyone preaching doom and gloom is a fucking pussy who should just kill themselves and get it over with. He really said that.
 

NoBacon

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The church that Christ promised would endure until the end of days? This Howard Pittman guy sounds like a retard

Arguing semantics, the true church is the people together. You know what he means, and you see it every day
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NoBacon

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So I just talked to God and he said Howard Pittman is a fucking faggot and that so is Satan. God is #1 and everyone preaching doom and gloom is a fucking pussy who should just kill themselves and get it over with. He really said that.

Did Jesus preach doom and gloom with his warnings and decrees?
 

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So I just talked to God and he said Howard Pittman is a fucking faggot and that so is Satan. God is #1 and everyone preaching doom and gloom is a fucking pussy who should just kill themselves and get it over with. He really said that.
God: So, I’m starting a new bit. I’m calling it existence. Just creating planets and life and just seeing how it goes. Yknow, it’ll be kind of a hang.

Satan: What’s this, humanity? Ugh! A bunch of F/Hs are gonna FUCK IT UP!

Samuel: you don’t think new life will be able to be peaceful? :image_4848:

Satan: NOOOOOOOOOO!

God: Trust me guys, I’ve been doing this divinity thing since I was 18! I know a good bit when I see one. *sniff*
 

NoBacon

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I realize I'm a dumb nigger and inevitably wrong, I just don't understand.
So God populated this whole planet and the only good guys are the ones with ancestry from a handful of European countries. And north america belongs to them.
Just seems silly to me.

Why should they be driven out of existence? Why shouldn’t they have their own lands like everybody else?
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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I realize I'm a dumb nigger and inevitably wrong, I just don't understand.
So God populated this whole planet and the only good guys are the ones with ancestry from a handful of European countries. And north america belongs to them.
Just seems silly to me.
Honkies are from a different dimension anyway. Why does the sun benefit everything on Earth except whitey, subterranean moles with skin over their eyes and those fish with lights on their heads? The sun is trying to KILL me out in these streets.
 

Turry Fawks

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I realize I'm a dumb nigger and inevitably wrong, I just don't understand.
So God populated this whole planet and the only good guys are the ones with ancestry from a handful of European countries. And north america belongs to them.
Just seems silly to me.
Congratulations on understanding Christian theology better than NoBacon
 

captain_kamala

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Why should they be driven out of existence? Why shouldn’t they have their own lands like everybody else?
Why can't they coexist peacefully with others? Why did they colonize most of the earth and take away indigenous peoples lands and lives? You really think having non whites in your general vicinity is anywhere near as awful as what whites have done throughout history?
 

Sue Lightning

IS SHE TALKING ABOUT ME?
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Why should they be driven out of existence? Why shouldn’t they have their own lands like everybody else?
South Africa: 80% black, 7% white. Blacks control everything. “Obviously this is a black ethnostate, not a mixed race country.”

England: 80% white, 9% “asian”. Whites control everything. “Holy shit this is a mixed race country”
 
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