I love cheese dick 90s disaster movies.

[HotDogJoe]

Volcano and Dante's Peak came out the same year, and had a similar rediculous premise (holy fuck, a volcano...here?) with Volcano taking the cake with regard to how silly it was. Yeah, surely row of Jersey barriers with dirt piled behind them is going to divert a lava flow.

Dante's Peak is fucking great. The old hag's legs dissolving in the acid lake because she had to be a stubborn bitch and jump out of the boat early will never not be funny.

 

[Mc.Faggot]

I never understood why they didn’t let steve buscemi sacrifice himself, it didnt have to be the dad

My mom was like “hed just go crazy again and start shooting the place up”

which i guess was a good point

 

[Mc.Faggot]

I remember when they filmed Blown Away and one of the controlled explosions was larger than anticipated and ended up blowing windows out all over my neighborhood. I was a very young kid and thought it was a real explosion down in the fucking river.

it was a real explosion lol

 

[aRTie02150]

it was a real explosion lol

I mean in the sense of it not being for a movie.

They actually transport tankers full of LNG on that waterway pretty regularly so it wouldn't have been a shocker if one exploded some day.

 

[Mc.Faggot]

I mean in the sense of it not being for a movie.

They actually transport tankers full of LNG on that waterway pretty regularly so it wouldn't have been a shocker if one exploded some day.

I’m just being a dick, the idea of telling the cops
it was a fake explosion that blew out all the windows just seems funny to me

 

[potatopeeler63]

Escape from LA is one of the most american movies ever
Stand up and salute the flag niggers