If you had to pick a shitty malt liquor to drink which would it be?

[Farmer Brown]

This. It’s the discerning choice for homeless niggers and old assholes. (I feel sick just thinking about the taste)

It shows a sophisticated palate. Like chosing Krug over Crystal, or Pierre Ferrand over Louis XIII.

 

[Farmer Brown]

This is nigger shit, right? Just have a few belts of whisky and chase them with beer if you want to get drunky

How you supposed to chill your nuts driving without a 40 in your lap?

It's not about just getting drunk. It's about "Nighttime Attitude."

 

[Lunkhead]

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

speak for yourself.

No saturday is complete without a nice pack of Naddy Daddy. They even give you 3 extra now just incase you're still awake after the first 12
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So, I have a theory about those. I think they are coors or buds or millers that are defective cans so they just sell them as natural lights

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

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Oh Mr. Fancy Pants over here.

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

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DMAN !

 

[BUBBLER]

DMAN !

He wishes he was that black.

 

[JRKT]

I'm not a picky drinker when it comes to beer and drank a shit ton of malt liquor in my teens and twenties. Never cared for the craft beer scene and won't normally drink them unless I'm at the brewery itself.

The answer the question. My favorite was King Cobra. Used to live near a gas station that sold 2 for 5 bucks or something. Highest abv aside from 211 which always gives me a headache. Would go get two and pregame with them before going to parties or whatever on the weekend.

 

[JoshFromMichigan]

Colt 45 was always my 40 pick when I was a young shithead. But when I was exceptionally broke, you could get 2 of these bad boys for $3:

The bull is drawn with big balls which I always enjoyed.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Olde English is the classic.

 

[iBangedQuasi]

Mickey's but it's not around here.
I made a brass monkey last night. Forgot how tasty they are lol. Good ol OE 800'n OJ

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

That's what I said. Is it so unbelievable that all I want is to drink malt liquor on a bench by a waterfall in the mid afternoon and have been denied one variable in this idealist arithmetic?

My local Beer Store stopped carrying OEs recently and it sucks. It's the perfect kayak beverage because you can cap it. I don't give a fuck, I love that shit. I'm a black bum.

 

[UnPRePared]

This is the lowest grade malt I'd even touch.

Fucking heathens, the whole lot of you.

 

[Midian9876]

Been since my early 20s, but mickeys was my go to

 

[Cuphead]

My local Beer Store stopped carrying OEs recently and it sucks. It's the perfect kayak beverage because you can cap it. I don't give a fuck, I love that shit. I'm a black bum.

It's probably the only kind of malt liquor I can really still stomach.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

This is the lowest grade malt I'd even touch.

Fucking heathens, the whole lot of you.

Hollywood Ray thinks he’s better than us swill drinkers.

 

[Racist Google Intern]

Old E or Mickey's

 

[SpaceEdge]

In highschool we would get a 40 of Mickey's and a sparks, drink the Mickey's to the label and pour in the sparks. Tasted a bit like sweet tarts

 

[Cuphead]

In highschool we would get a 40 of Mickey's and a sparks, drink the Mickey's to the label and pour in the sparks. Tasted a bit like sweet tarts

Fucccckkk I forgot about Sparks. People here called that Sidewalk Slammer, but they started doing it with the revamped Four Loko's after the originals and Sparks were discontinued.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

I will still fuck with the grenades if they come around.

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Hell fawkin yeah