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I can't get over how noodle-like his arms are now; they remind me of David Cross in that Mr Show sketch where he's a burn victim.
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It's actually shocking how terrible this fucker looks and sounds now
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Through the fire,
With a faced pockmarked with holes.
For a chance to fuck a child
He’d gladly risk it all
Chaka Khunt
With a faced pockmarked with holes.
For a chance to fuck a child
He’d gladly risk it all
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I really think he's stopped drinking and is just no longer bloated + loss of appetite/zest for life now that he's a dry drunk with no ability to drown his pain with booze.
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Hahah holy shit!
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Final metamorphosis Cumia. You can only defeat him with the Rocket launcher found in the Roslyn heights dungeon level.
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Or you have to find his gun
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Go to the east wing and check behind the corpse shrine to his mother. It’s lying behind her skull.
Loving the direction of this walkthrough.
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I believe we might be entering end times for Nana. He's too weak, broken, and tired to reinvent himself to any significant degree. His booze-fueled, who gives a fuck lifestyle is over, and there's nothing to do now but slowly withdraw into a daily routine of rage tweeting and afternoon naps. He's burned every legitimate showbiz bridge, and he doesn't have a platform he can use to force F-list comics to pretend to be his pals anymore either. He built his entire universe on being soused all the time, and now he can't drink himself stupid anymore. He's a man without a purpose now. The house in Greenville that he bought in one of his drunken reveries will ultimately become his tomb, and that girl he manged to tolerate while hammered all the time will be his crypt keeper.
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I think he thinks he's on the cusp of becoming a Current Year Michael Savage, not realizing duh bit's being done hundreds of times by way more entertaining people. He genuinely ( 
) believes he's the only person doing the "Know what? I'll be the one to say it... niggers misbehave!" gimmick atm.
) believes he's the only person doing the "Know what? I'll be the one to say it... niggers misbehave!" gimmick atm.
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That Greenville McMansion is gonna end up like those abandoned Plantation homes. Haunted by the spectre of Cumia for eternity.
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Historically his kind were no match for the old stake through the heart.
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It's so bizarre and pathetic that he's proud of having multiple heart attacks.
Does he think that's normal or something? The vast majority of people never experience a single heart attack.
Does he think that's normal or something? The vast majority of people never experience a single heart attack.
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And if you ask him, the heart attacks are 100% due to genetics and have absolutely nothing to do with him being pickled by booze and constantly filled with rage and anxiety.
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They call me Tranpa!
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Oh that is it, isn't it? He hero-worships his idiot father, and that wop had a shitty heart, too.
So he thinks cardiovascular disease makes you cool and manly.
He's so insecure.
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sheesh
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Looks like a lesbian/Andy Dick-Bocchetti hybrid
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this is how i'd imagine it'd look like if tig notaro showed us her zipper tits
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please tell me this isn't real