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It’s my impulse to return lost goods to owners, do blacks just not even consider it? Why do they seem drawn to thievery?

NoBacon

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If I see something that is left unattended, no matter the value, it’s my instinct to ensure it returns to its owner.

I’ve found big sums of cash in wallets and handed them in, I just can’t understand thinking about just taking it.

It’s not an economic thing because I grew up in a really poor area and was really poor.

Why are blacks just unable to not steal?
 

chewtoyrapist

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Someone dropped their phone a couple days ago and called it looking for it. I did my duty as a gentleman and picked up and held it for him. I am virtuous and benevolent.
Yeah, I did that once too. I feel really gay even remembering it and taking any moral credit since the exchange was basically "here you go" "hey, thanks, bro"
 

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I mentioned this story before. When I was a restaurant manager we had this gypsy who'd come to the bar and eat all the time. He was a decent enough guy and didn't dress like a pirate. I was always cordial with him but kept it very professional. One day he asked me to sit with him and we got to talking about Europe and whatnot, I ended up asking him why gypsies steal. He said to me because when Jesus was on the cross it was a gypsy who stole the spear from the side of his ribs giving him a bit of comfort. Jesus then declared that stealing is not a sin for gypsies.
It's all bullshit but at least they have cool lore why they are thieves. If you ask an N person they steal, they just say "keepin' it real"
 

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Kinda like how you "sent me back where I came from"?
Look what he stole from you:

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NoBacon

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A Black never stole from me...whites have

Imagine believing the lowest whites have a lower crime rate than the highest black (you said that once). No, lol.

The richest blacks offend at rates that whites earning less than 36k do.
 

goo gobbler

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i found a couple puppies when i was a kid. took them home, played with them in the backyard, and called the owner on the tags to pick them up

then this fucking cunt came back the next day with some building brick set as my 'reward'. it wasn't even lego. i was so pissed because i knew if i was older this bitch would have paid me in CASH and i wanted a new video game.

i still return people's shit and pick up dogs that look lost, but fuck that woman
 

NoBacon

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This makes absolutely no sense. So Barack Hussein Obama in 2010 was shoplifting as much as Honey Booboo's mum? (Nice 2010's references stupid)

No, you don’t understand per capita, but the offending rate of whites earning 36K dollars is the same as the top 1% of black earners.
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Speaking of...look at Honey Booboo:

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Knowing what I know now that I didn't then..."Alana Thompson" is clearly a...BOY. (Who can spot the occult, baphomet signs?). No wonder I always thought she looked odd, and not cause of the obesity.
 

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No, you don’t understand per capita, but the offending rate of whites earning 36K dollars is the same as the top 1% of black earners. View attachment 224647
I do undersand per capita, it's why I said it makes no sense. It's bullshit. "offending rate" is a weasel term. Show the data.

Only immature/sheltered MURICANS put this fool and Ayn Rand on a pedestal. Its why I know you're barely a Brit.

 

goo gobbler

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A Black never stole from me...whites have

Imagine believing the lowest whites have a lower crime rate than the highest black (you said that once). No, lol.
i don't trust poor people in general. a lot of them have resentment for those who have more and justify their thievery by thinking "they won't even miss it." a hoodrat might be more likely to pull a gun on you and demand your shit, but white, black, or hispanic, if you let a poor one into your home there's a good chance they're going to try and swipe something

i don't like thinking that way, but when people are poor and aren't raised with any values, what can we expect to happen
 
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