It’s my impulse to return lost goods to owners, do blacks just not even consider it? Why do they seem drawn to thievery?

[Niggerotchi]

This makes absolutely no sense. So Barack Hussein Obama in 2010 was shoplifting as much as Honey Booboo's mum? (Nice 2010's references stupid)

I'm going to steal your carpet and your doodyhats. Somalia2025 will be my birth right.

 

[Dog Eater]

I was buying groceries the other day and while loading them in the car I realised I had like 2 kilos of bananas I forgot to take out of the trolley, checked the receipt and they weren’t on it. As I walked all the way back to pay for them I was thinking about how anybody with even a poofteenth more melanin than me would just be driving off. Returned my shopping trolley too.

 

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

I had a white roommate steal a ton of my shit. I don't trust them one bit. They love shoplifting too

But yeah good point.

I would use the laptop bag as a distraction to cum in Cardi B's face