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Staring at his fucking iPhone the whole time.
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JIM NORTON HATE THREAD
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Weren’t they underage and drunk/on drugs?
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The girl was 20 years old but black out drunk.
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ohhhhh baby boyyyyyy, you mad I raped a chick you fuckin zilch ssssssscumbagggg
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The first joke on his comeback special was a direct stab at Norton.
"You know who your real friends are"
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Jim has been sitting on the fences on every issues(tuf one mang), I don't get how he can pile on his friend like that
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When was him getting all mad at the guy for mentioning AA as if it was some sort of "Fight Club", or was it multiple occasions? I actually came across it recently on the youtube but forget what video it was. Fighting with some guy who then brings up AA so i believe he hit him with the "what a fuckinng ssssccummbagg!"
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no man, like, it would get REALLY DARK.... like I walk by the kitchen and see the knives, and OBVIOUSLY, I would NEVER do anything, but the thoughts just cross my mind... this ...ideation..
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Pretty sure it was Stanhope trashing 12 step because he grew up with his mom preaching it and Norton was being a bitch
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This is one of the things that annoys me the most. Even if they knew what they were getting into (they’re women, maybe they had an idea but they’re fucking dumb) it doesn’t mean what Norton did wasn’t wrong. If you’re sober and you fuck a chick who’s black out you’re a piece of shit creep at best. There’s no defense. So unless Norton says he was drunk too, he should be in jail.
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How can he call a dude a "she"? "She" has male reproductive organs and XY chromosomes. Him pretending a guy is a she is a mental illness.
That fucking scumbag should know that the anonymous in AA means you don't talk about with outsiders. I would be brooding too. I'd tell you if I wasn't.
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It's a tough one, man. On one hand he can see it the one way, but on the other hand man he knows where they're coming from. It's a tough one man, it's a real motherfucker...
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I’d gladly pay $250 to see Joe Materese middle for Joe DeRosa with Bobo as the opener over a free Jim Norton show with an HJ from Kelsey Cook. He’s that terrible.
The real reason anybody should hate Jim Norton is simply because he is the luckiest guy in the world and he’s still not happy because he thinks he deserves more than stand up and being on Sirius.
Take your hatred out for a second and compare Jim Norton to Jerry Seinfeld or Bill Burr.
Jerry Seinfeld is worth hundreds of millions (at least), barely does TV or movies anymore, and he’s still constantly out there because it’s his favorite thing to do. He had that residency spot at that one theater in NY where he performed like 6 nights a week.
Bill Burr was in Breaking Bad, that one Star Wars show, that Pete Davidson movie, has shit tons from him podcast, and he still does weeknight spots at the Comedy Store and tours.
Jim Norton does standup around NYC with more talented people for a while and shows up on O&A one day. Nana wants to tongue kiss him so they keep him around for a decade, where he gets paid a lot of money to ride their coattails until they both get fired. Even after a decade+ on the radio, he couldn’t even maintain a core audience of lunatic fringe O&A fans.
Not that it matters, the Sirius gig is the best job in the world and he resents it, even though he’s lucky to have that job too. He needs to accept he is no better than Chip Chipperson.
The real reason anybody should hate Jim Norton is simply because he is the luckiest guy in the world and he’s still not happy because he thinks he deserves more than stand up and being on Sirius.
Take your hatred out for a second and compare Jim Norton to Jerry Seinfeld or Bill Burr.
Jerry Seinfeld is worth hundreds of millions (at least), barely does TV or movies anymore, and he’s still constantly out there because it’s his favorite thing to do. He had that residency spot at that one theater in NY where he performed like 6 nights a week.
Bill Burr was in Breaking Bad, that one Star Wars show, that Pete Davidson movie, has shit tons from him podcast, and he still does weeknight spots at the Comedy Store and tours.
Jim Norton does standup around NYC with more talented people for a while and shows up on O&A one day. Nana wants to tongue kiss him so they keep him around for a decade, where he gets paid a lot of money to ride their coattails until they both get fired. Even after a decade+ on the radio, he couldn’t even maintain a core audience of lunatic fringe O&A fans.
Not that it matters, the Sirius gig is the best job in the world and he resents it, even though he’s lucky to have that job too. He needs to accept he is no better than Chip Chipperson.
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It was someone who had called in and called Jim a dry drunk, which immediately made him start baby boy-ing.
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He’s so ugly
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Colin is giggling the whole time, shouts with fake indignant rage, and Norton swallows the bait like it’s tranny cum and replies seriously.
He’s such a dweeb