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Jocko Willinck is a (manlet) war criminal

CuntFucker

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You wake up. The smell of morning curry fills the humid air. This man enters your tatooine hut and explodes your wife & daughter's heads in front of you

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What do you do?

  • Reach for your AK and attempt to blast him away (Good luck, the angry manlet will empty the magazine in you before you even reach it)
  • Beg Allah for forgiveness and shit and piss your pants, and then attempt CQC with a steroidtranny who is armed with a knife
  • Thank Jocko for making you a stronger person. This will likely calm the jacked warrior, who will holster his weapon and say "Good". If he challenges you to a 50-mile run, and you decline or lose, expect to lose your life.
 

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Russians "won" in Syria tbh...it's why Bashar Al Assad is still there.
This may be true but the one time US and Russian forces actually engaged each other the Russians got absolutely curbstomped just as they would in a formal war between the 2 countries.
 

Leonard Rhomberg

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Even jogging without weights is gay now.



His job is just working out no shit he gets to just go for runs at odd hours of the night while others are in bed to get up for their 9-5 the next day

not surprising at all

all these retards who capitalize on BEING A MAN! are some of the worst grifting assholes out there. whether it's a faggot like this doing the joe rogan "do jiu jitsu bro, decompress!" thing or faggots hawking gay entrepreneur/hook up classes (who are only rich because they hawk those nonsense classes, no real skillsets or smarts), it's all super gay

the worst part of it is that a market exists at all for these fags. actual first step of being a man: stop listening to some retarded faggot on the internet with youtube videos and a podcast
I forget his name but there was that bald guy with the big beard who had the "be a man" conferences that cost thousands of dollars to attend and then a bunch of videos came out of him cam whoring with his gf and getting a dildo up his keister
 

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His job is just working out no shit he gets to just go for runs at odd hours of the night while others are in bed to get up for their 9-5 the next day


I forget his name but there was that bald guy with the big beard who had the "be a man" conferences that cost thousands of dollars to attend and then a bunch of videos came out of him cam whoring with his gf and getting a dildo up his keister
(((Jack Murphy)))
 
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His job is just working out no shit he gets to just go for runs at odd hours of the night while others are in bed to get up for their 9-5 the next day


I forget his name but there was that bald guy with the big beard who had the "be a man" conferences that cost thousands of dollars to attend and then a bunch of videos came out of him cam whoring with his gf and getting a dildo up his keister
(((Jack Murphy)))
I make a new twitter every 6 months or so and go to his page to make fun of him. Every time i go there, hes doing a new grift. Once it was le conservative family man, now its a vitamin store. He gets 3 likes per post, max.
 
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