Huh, not too bad. But wait
He was their backup bass at a show nobody showed up to because of an ice storm
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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Huh, not too bad. But wait
He was their backup bass at a show nobody showed up to because of an ice storm
He's like a werid Forest Gump figure of the soft rock world.
For every historical non-event there'll be a b&w photo with Joe in the background looking confused.
For every historical non-event there'll be a b&w photo with Joe in the background looking confused.
Funny that he typed that as he is playing background music on a cruise ship. Really livin that rockstar life.
Ever been to the hard rock casino? Looks like every other casino except the guests are there making sure everyone knows that the hard rock lifestyle is what landed them in a rascal scooter with an oxygen tank, not bad genes and buffets
It's Roeser, not "Roser". You'd think he'd know how to spell his hero's name correctly.
You mean to tell me Joseph Cumia played backup bass for them in 77/78 at some iconic show? I have to listen to it now thanks.
No, he played in the vid in the post of Bucks Boogie and then the famous Cities On Flame video we've all seen the most.
Does anyone remember how upset he got when everyone started saying that the Blue Oyster Cult guys were calling him "Old Joey" behind his back?
It's so sad that someone who has made a career being in cover bands really thinks of these guys as contemporaries, or that he's just as full of "rock and roll road stories" as they are.
One time, while he was driving over to the roadside vegetable stand for a gig, he thought a girl winked at him. But she just had something in her eye.
Joe's pals tour with Jon Anderson now.
"The food was FUN!"
The Hard Rock in Vegas was the shiiit. Was my second home from 2008-2010.
It’s still pretty shitty.
It doesn’t exist anymore. It got lame at the end when they kept adding new shit onto it but it was a great place to see concerts, play concerts, hang in the pool/cabanas, party with celebrities, bitches, drugs, benders, Styx memorabilia to check out
The ac version is still good for those things. It’s the patrons that make it depressing.
He could be a trashy New Jersey version of Curb Your Enthusiasm. The People's Court episode is the best.