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JustEatUK stinks!

Chive Turkey

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The real answer is that the swamp Jews of JustEat (tribal name: Thuisbezorgd) were contracted by the British government to be as ineffectual as possible in a desperate bid to get the population to lose some fucking weight.
 

The Shah of Iran

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I only tip if the driver name is like:
-Ahmed, Mohamed, Abdul, Abdullah, Ali, Abdulrahman, Habib, etc

If its:
-Smith, Thompson, Johnson, Lee, Yang, Kumar, Petrovski, etc...they get nothing. And I dont use the app, I pay them cash.
you find out the name of your driver?

m8 I'll be honest, your main difference between the guys in top and the guys on the bottom is the ones on the top will never be able to find my door and when they do they'll phone me and say "please no parking" so I gotta travel half way along the road to get my shit passing dozens of viable parking spaces to a guy who throws my shit at me and zooms off before I can say a word. That's >50% of them, easy
 

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you find out the name of your driver?

m8 I'll be honest, your main difference between the guys in top and the guys on the bottom is the ones on the top will never be able to find my door and when they do they'll phone me and say "please no parking" so I gotta travel half way along the road to get my shit passing dozens of viable parking spaces to a guy who throws my shit at me and zooms off before I can say a word. That's >50% of them, easy
With Skipthedishes app, it tells you the driver's name and the number of deliveries under his/her belt.
 
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I only tip if the driver name is like:
-Ahmed, Mohamed, Abdul, Abdullah, Ali, Abdulrahman, Habib, etc

If its:
-Smith, Thompson, Johnson, Lee, Yang, Kumar, Petrovski, etc...they get nothing. And I dont use the app, I pay them cash.
Only niggers work for skip, so you just admitted to tipping other pathetic niggers and Indians every single time. Food delivery is beneath the white man.
 

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This one time a Pakistani brother (who I was a regular customer for) did me wrong though...had to pick up from store and when I arrived they wanted confirmation (receipt) and I realized I forgot phone...but it was literally the same order I always got, and yet, he acted like I was a N trying to scam him out of a free order. Infuriated, I never ordered from hm again.

This nigga used to go "Hello O'Neal!" mode on me all the time too.
 
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