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It is pretty funny. I will say as bullshit as it is they take all these properties and reboot them to appeal the left and SJW mob, I can't imagine getting angry over a show thats made for fucking 6 year olds.
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Kevin Smith is finally being turned on by his fanbase and geeks
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This is the only thing I know about He-Man.
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It's really tge general principle of the matter. In a vacuum, who gives a fuck about He-Man/homo erotica? It's the blatant lying, manipulation and taking of something that once was pretty cool and shitting all over it. It's a slippery slope- today It's He-Man, tomorrow it's something you may hold sacred or think it's important (maybe you're one of those nihilists from the Big Lebowski and you don't give a shit about anything).
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Imagine caring about a cartoon. Faggots.
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No more posts about that Kevin guy!!!
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Kevin Smith is well-known for taking criticism well, so there won't be a problem here.
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Smith deserves all the shit he's getting and more.
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If Kevin gets raped by a pack of niggers it'll be his own fault.
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While I can't pretend to care about any of this shit I'd also like to add that Kevin Smith is a faggot and all of his movies blow.
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Didn’t Weinstein try to rape Salma on the set of this movie and Kevin Smith did nothing?
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Imagine a frothed up 6ft jew backing you into a corner, with intent to violate your pussy.. and the only person in the room to come to your aid is pissy eyes Smith.
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It's pretty funny how after doing everything he could to "move away" from his fictional movie universe he's going back to the Clerks and Mallrats well again.
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They already did it to everything I loved, but a Big She-bowski reboot would just be pissing on our rug.
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Lol
Servant: "Milord, he-man's dead."
King: "This is terrible. Hey have any of you guys seen Prince Adam around?"
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It's all he has left. He's lost his opportunities, and he had many.
That's the saddest thing of all - he can write. He actually can write out of his safe space. I have a wide taste in literature, and in down time I read ebooks and sometimes, if the mood strikes me, a comic story. I've read his Green Arrow and his Daredevil, they're both excellent, especially the former.
I've also read his near 100 page scriptment he gave to Jon Peters for Superman Lives; that was great science fiction there with a heart, it just happened to be about capeshit without making you feel embarrassed over it (it was 1995, after all). And even his Green Hornet script was really good too - Weinstein offered him the film when he had the rights long ago. Smith turned it down out of fear of fucking it up.
And that's what it all goes back to: a guy who got lucky with a low budget fart joke film albeit a raw talent for writing, who got too comfortable staying with the same material and the same static shooting style. You can talk up Red State all you want, I still consider it a misfire that sucked, just like everything after Zack and Miri when he became a grown man addicted to fucking WEED.
And now it's far too late for him to be anything but the saggy bitch who cries at everything a grown man shouldn't. Seriously, Avengers Endgame isn't the end of Field of Dreams, you Twinkie.
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I think it was Zack and Miri that broke him. He was the king of movies where guys smoke weed and talk pop culture in the 90s, but then Judd Apatow and Seth Rogan came and did the same thing, but made way more box office money. So he makes a movie with Seth Rogan, but it bombs, so he thought 'Fuck I can't do my thing better than these guys can domy thing, and then I try to work with one of them and it stinks.' and he spiraled down from there.
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He's a retarded cornball and always was. Still dressing like he's a living movie character. He's been doing his backwards cap and long coat thing for what must be 30 years now. Inserting himself clumsily into movies is him jerking off.
He had one original movie in Clerks, one movie that managed to capture the 90s zeitgeist in Chasing Amy, and that's it. The fact he's still being given projects is a sign that there's nothing worth watching anymore.
I can't wait for his cunt daughter to bury him in a gaudy comicbook-themed coffin. He'll be forgotten and nobody else wants his tranny Harvey Fierstein of a daughter on-screen. They'll both be gone for good at last.
He had one original movie in Clerks, one movie that managed to capture the 90s zeitgeist in Chasing Amy, and that's it. The fact he's still being given projects is a sign that there's nothing worth watching anymore.
I can't wait for his cunt daughter to bury him in a gaudy comicbook-themed coffin. He'll be forgotten and nobody else wants his tranny Harvey Fierstein of a daughter on-screen. They'll both be gone for good at last.
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The seeds of his downfall were sown when he named his butt-ugly daughter after a comic book whore. She will grow to hate him for making her a prop in the shitty film of his life. She's gonna get fat. Fatter than she is already. The life of the daughter of a Hollywood auteur that she thinks she was born into will shrivel up before she's 25. Then, drugs sex tape rehab jail rehab drugs drugs interlopers con men drugs tabloids exhausted trust fund etc etc. Then, if we are lucky, she will kill him for being a faggot with one good movie to his name
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I wouldnt count on him charging at all. He starting filming Clerks 3 in the next couple of weeks.