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Latest Crashout- Vanilla Ice'd Thought Pulling A 9mm On Two Cops Was A Good Idea.

Pussymagnetpat

Not white.
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It's not the guns it's the stupid fucking people. This is what normies aspire to now. Instead of his parents telling him to shut the fuck up and get back to computer programming/drawing/football/math they bought him gangsta sneakers and shit.

exactly, when my little brother was 15 he was obsessed with chief keef and sneaker collecting and would say "bruh' at the end of every sentence.
I forgot what set me off one day but I said "stop acting like a nigger" and he "squared up" with me and I kicked his ass.- my dad had to break it up.
Fast forward to today he listens to CCR, reads the stoics and has a cute blond gf.
and I have a brother again :'-)
 

PogromStallone

Give Me Some Money
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exactly, when my little brother was 15 he was obsessed with chief keef and sneaker collecting and would say "bruh' at the end of every sentence.
I forgot what set me off one day but I said "stop acting like a nigger" and he "squared up" with me and I kicked his ass.- my dad had to break it up.
Fast forward to today he listens to CCR, reads the stoics and has a cute blond gf.
and I have a brother again :'-)
You both sound gay.
 

Gimli Son Of Gloin

ACTIONABLY THREATENING SUE LIGHTNING
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Had to be drugs. I knew a kid who had a descent like this. When I first met him I assumed he was a lifelong street scum wigger, then one day we went to his house and it was a huge mansion in st Charles Missouri. Rich white parents who failed.
Every rich kid is taken care of and raised by some fat Mexican/phillipino lady, and after they steal spare changed get replaced a couple of years. So imagine having a new foreign mom every 5 years while your parent have no idea what room you even sleep in

Fuckin wiggers lol
 

Mass.gov

It's a vibe
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exactly, when my little brother was 15 he was obsessed with chief keef and sneaker collecting and would say "bruh' at the end of every sentence.
I forgot what set me off one day but I said "stop acting like a nigger" and he "squared up" with me and I kicked his ass.- my dad had to break it up.
Fast forward to today he listens to CCR, reads the stoics and has a cute blond gf.
and I have a brother again :'-)
I remember having to go to this job site to pass/license some new forklift drivers, and the operations mgr was a legit Wigger. When he saw me approach he was all "yo dawg, what up G?" etc...and I just gave him the coldest, Boq Precision "Direct me to your drivers" response, and he code switched instantly and sounded like a poindexter ever since.

I remember having chest pains from anger that whole shift I wanted to destroy him...he was tiny too, like 5'5.
 

Total Tranny Death

patrickstomlinson.org
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I remember having to go to this job site to pass/license some new forklift drivers, and the operations mgr was a legit Wigger. When he saw me approach he was all "yo dawg, what up G?" etc...and I just gave him the coldest, Boq Precision "Direct me to your drivers" response, and he code switched instantly and sounded like a poindexter ever since.

I remember having chest pains from anger that whole shift I wanted to destroy him...he was tiny too, like 5'5.
Go to fucking bed dude. You're going to start hallucinating.
 

Mass.gov

It's a vibe
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Go to fucking bed dude. You're going to start hallucinating.
For the classic patposting amoeba...every interaction is juxtaposed with "sass"

The "Total Tranny Deaths" of this farm will sass away, yet those 7 people will never have peace of mind.

لَّا يُسْمِنُ وَلَا يُغْنِى مِن جُوعٍۢ

The Sass (Neither fattens or nourishes them from hunger). Your friends have knots in their stomach.
 
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For the classic patposting amoeba...every interaction is juxtaposed with "sass"

The "Total Tranny Deaths" of this farm will sass away, yet those 7 people will never have peace of mind.

لَّا يُسْمِنُ وَلَا يُغْنِى مِن جُوعٍۢ

The Sass (Neither fattens or nourishes them from hunger). Your friends have knots in their stomach.
Go to bed.
Log off.
Take your meds.
Jerk off to a grandma.
Hold your grandmother's hand with your cummy hand.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

The Backbone of America
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The comments are hilarious. It's half people being like "what a stupid way to die" and half little gangstas giving the dead kid advice on how to not get shot by the cops "bruh, you can't draw if they already done drawed on yo ass." How about just not pulling guns on people? How about you're a white kid named Tristan Mayberry and there's no reason for you to be carrying the niggeriest fucking handgun in the world around while you're buying a couple boxes of Nerds?

Also, that scream was pretty hilarious. That's the sound of immediate regret. I've seen horribly painful things happen to people and you never hear anyone let out a movie wail like that in real life.
 
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