Missy Muscles has officially hit the wall

[Salted Earth Truffle]

When a 30 year old woman tries to look like a cutesy teenager:

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Wife says: “Wow, she’s been rode hard and put away wet. It’s called sunblock, look into it. Stop overplucking those eyebrows. Stop drinking unless you want to age another 20 years in the next five.”

TL;DR I’m married to a catty lady.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

Wife says: “Wow, she’s been rode hard and put away wet. It’s called sunblock, look into it. Stop overplucking those eyebrows. Stop drinking unless you want to age another 20 years in the next five.”

TL;DR I’m married to a catty lady.

She's absolutely right. Booze + sun will turn a cute girl into a leathery hag by age 35. Like an old piece of beef jerky left on a car dashboard all summer.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

She's absolutely right. Booze + sun will turn a cute girl into a leathery hag by age 35. Like an old piece of beef jerky left on a car dashboard all summer.

Yup, ditto smoking. I can imagine Missy is never far from her Capris (or, more likely, John Player Specials).

 

[CutesyMissy]

Wife says: “Wow, she’s been rode hard and put away wet. It’s called sunblock, look into it. Stop overplucking those eyebrows. Stop drinking unless you want to age another 20 years in the next five.”

TL;DR I’m married to a catty lady.

Definitely a keeper

 

[CompoundBasement]

Does this manbodied 5/10 even have a career besides being AntH's live-in prostitute? Nice waste of life and barren womb, stupid.

You're not at the gym. Leave the smelly workout clothes at home, slob.

 

[CapeVerdean Porch Pirate]

Why does every 5 think yoga pants makes them fuckable?

 

[Uncle Ruckus]

Why does every 5 think yoga pants makes them fuckable?

Because every 5 is already fuckable, it just advertises the goods and promotes them a hard 6/soft 7 for free. I love leggings and I'm a little surprised any straight man is against them

 

[2chapos]

 

[CompoundBasement]

Because every 5 is already fuckable, it just advertises the goods and promotes them a hard 6/soft 7 for free. I love leggings and I'm a little surprised any straight man is against them

She looks, and is built like "Thor", ya gay jabroni.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Is the wall okay?

 

[hikomow633]

Nice lesbian dyke trucker you're having sex with, stupid.

There's absolutely zero heterosexual sex going on in that cramped, rumpled apartment.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

There's absolutely zero heterosexual sex going on in that cramped, rumpled apartment.

I sometimes wonder if she's extorting him somehow, threatening to expose his perverse, deviant homosexuality unless he buys her things, like a house in Greenville, SC. And now he's doing these awful comedy tours because he really, really needs the money. Wearing the same torn, filthy clothes every day could be construed as evidence to support this theory, although it's admittedly all just circumstantial, as it's equally possible that he's just an alcoholic slob. I don't think it's all that plausible, but it can't really be ruled out, either.

 

[2chapos]

 

[Brother JoeBo Kurlan]

I sometimes wonder if she's extorting him somehow, threatening to expose his perverse, deviant homosexuality unless he buys her things, like a house in Greenville, SC. And now he's doing these awful comedy tours because he really, really needs the money. Wearing the same torn, filthy clothes every day could be construed as evidence to support this theory, although it's admittedly all just circumstantial, as it's equally possible that he's just an alcoholic slob. I don't think it's all that plausible, but it can't really be ruled out, either.

When you just can't picture Anthony being funny anymore, picture Missy bullying Anthony around his apartment.

Sexual assault isn't funny, unless it's Missy grabbing the frail drunk by his throat and holding against the wall and spitting in his mouth and leaving him in a curled up pile on the floor. Then it's hysterical.

 

[Sex Offender Joe]

She is always nice to me, fuck you guys

 

[Meownaw]

The eyes never lie...he is grimacing. Nice fake smile stupid



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The T on his forehead is the only T on him.

 

[hikomow633]

The T on his forehead is the only T on him.

That and Sue.

 

[IanHalperin]

 

[Chive Turkey]

Call me a faggot but I think she's sexy.

Death by snu snu is an honorable way to go, brotherman.

 

[bumbum8]

He was always a bum. I remember hearing him talking about having a beanbag and tv tray in his big McMansion all alone. He'll be satisfied in filthy rags in a studio apartment drinking his way past the neck pain from his daily headlocks for the rest of his life as long as he doesn't have to stare too hard at the ghoul in the mirror.
In fact, he may be happier broke and nasty because now it appears his brother has finally stopped mooching off him.